Holy Sh*t! Did I just see that!?!?!!

ALlrighty, I just got done running amock through my little corner of the woods- It's 0130 Exactly by my clock, and I just got inside...umm..I'll start at the beginning...:confused:
I parked my car at it's usual spot about ten meters away from the edge of the forest that runs parallel to our property. I got out, was walking down our sidewalk to the house (it's all pretty well lit due to a few well places halogen lamps) and I get about ten feet away from my car when I hear a Crashing in the underbrush! I turn around just in time to see a deer (buck/doe? dunno!) come crashing out of the woods in just seconds, it has cleared teh distance between the forest and my car and RAMS MY CAR JUST BEHIND THE REAR PASSENGER SIDE DOOR! it falls to the ground, then gets back up and walks slowly back into the woods like NOTHING EVER HAPPENED! has this deer found my *secret stash of Happiness* growing back in the woods? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!:bloated: :confused:

hmmmmm......are you sure you were not sampling some of your own *secret stash of happiness* when you saw this happen?.....:D

:bonghitte::bloated::bonghitte::bloated::bonghitte ::bloated:

Was there a big mad looking guy driving a GTO/VR4 with huge bull bars covered in spotlights and a gun rack in the back chasing it?
Becasue that might explain a few things.

:D

:bloated:

nuff said.

You would be suprised how many time deer do that.

Originally posted by Dustin_S
has this deer found my *secret stash of Happiness* growing back in the woods?
that was some good shit!! lol :bonghitte :D

I remember vividly being a kid in the family minivan with mom driving us over to Grandma's house and 3 deer came at the van. One jumped over the hood, one ran straight infront of the van, and the third one hit the driver's door square such that the door wouldn't open!

I am being especially careful since hunting season is on, and the deer are freaking everywhere!!!

Originally posted by Moppie
Was there a big mad looking guy driving a GTO/VR4 with huge bull bars covered in spotlights and a gun rack in the back chasing it?
Becasue that might explain a few things.

:D

Thank goodness my VR4s dont have the bull bars - or that could have been me. :D

Originally posted by Dustin_S
ALlrighty, I just got done running amock through my little corner of RAMS MY CAR JUST BEHIND THE REAR PASSENGER SIDE DOOR! it falls to the ground, then gets back up and walks slowly back into the woods like NOTHING EVER HAPPENED! has this deer found my *secret stash of Happiness* growing back in the woods? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!:bloated: :confused:


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I wouldn't doubt it, deer are freaking psycho. one time my friend was drving down his street in his grandpa's porsche 914 and he just saw a deer running right at him, he swerved and the deer just barely hit behind the drivers side door, then the F350 behind him killed the poor bugger, blood everywhere:bloated:

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Thank goodness my VR4s dont have the bull bars -

Oh come on, we all know you have the removalbe kind that you only fit for hunting season, along with 6inch raised springs. :D

Not a chance I'd even put removables on there. I just recruit a bunch of drunks at the bar to lie on top of my car with some Mag lights :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I just recruit a bunch of drunks at the bar to lie on top of my car with some Mag lights :D

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just make sure you get the maglights back after they fall off.