Knock knock.

2strokebloke

10-04-2003, 06:55 PM

jokester: Knock knock.

Innocent victim: Who's there?

J: Numbert

IV: Numbert who?

J: comes after number one!

Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?

TheNotoriousMogg

10-04-2003, 06:57 PM

jokester: Knock knock.

Innocent victim: Who's there?

J: Numbert

IV: Numbert who?

J: comes after number one!

Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?

wow that was really bad :sly:

ok here goes

you: knock knock

them: who's there?

ok I don't know any...

Suislide

10-05-2003, 02:12 AM

knock knock.

who's there?

yodel-ay-hee.

yodel-ay-hee who?

go back to Sweden.

:sly:

Sean

10-05-2003, 02:48 AM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bad

Bad who?

Bad joke*.

Arharharharhahr its so funny!#@!# :rofl:

*May be substituted for 'thread'.

(I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood :smile:)

YogsVR4

10-05-2003, 08:57 AM

knock knock

who's there

Luke

Luke who?

Luke out here and you'll see who.

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mytwopointeight

10-07-2003, 09:04 AM

knock knock.

who's there?

yodel-ay-hee.

yodel-ay-hee who?

go back to Sweden.

:sly:

that joke s really stupid, but for some weird reason i laughed pretty hard :eek7: :sly: :eek7:

YogsVR4

10-07-2003, 09:06 AM

that joke s really stupid, but for some weird reason i laughed pretty hard :eek7: :sly: :eek7:

That would be the entire purpose of knock knock jokes :icon16:

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Jonno

10-07-2003, 09:20 AM

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red?

:rofl: ...NOT

HogieGT-R

10-07-2003, 12:12 PM

me: knock knock

them: who's there?

me: Amy Fisher

them: Amy Fisher wh..

me: BANG BANG!!

O_o

Suislide

10-07-2003, 01:17 PM

knock knock

who's there?

atch.

atch who?

gesundheit.

:shakehead

ci5ic

10-07-2003, 04:58 PM

My absolute favorite:

me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!

Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:

me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!

(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.

Suislide

10-07-2003, 05:07 PM

My absolute favorite:

me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!

Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:

me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!

(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

first one is hilarious.

jcz1987

10-07-2003, 05:08 PM

Here is mine. It is really stupid.

knock knock

whos there

boo

boo who

hey don't cry

kittedb18bt

10-08-2003, 03:03 PM

this one is actually pretty good-try it on someone.
knock knock
whos there?
owls
owls who
exactly

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