Knock knock.
2strokebloke
10-04-2003, 06:55 PM
jokester: Knock knock.
Innocent victim: Who's there?
J: Numbert
IV: Numbert who?
J: comes after number one!
Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
Innocent victim: Who's there?
J: Numbert
IV: Numbert who?
J: comes after number one!
Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
TheNotoriousMogg
10-04-2003, 06:57 PM
jokester: Knock knock.
Innocent victim: Who's there?
J: Numbert
IV: Numbert who?
J: comes after number one!
Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
wow that was really bad :sly:
ok here goes
you: knock knock
them: who's there?
ok I don't know any...
Innocent victim: Who's there?
J: Numbert
IV: Numbert who?
J: comes after number one!
Anybody want to share their favorite knock-knock jokes?
wow that was really bad :sly:
ok here goes
you: knock knock
them: who's there?
ok I don't know any...
Suislide
10-05-2003, 02:12 AM
knock knock.
who's there?
yodel-ay-hee.
yodel-ay-hee who?
go back to Sweden.
:sly:
who's there?
yodel-ay-hee.
yodel-ay-hee who?
go back to Sweden.
:sly:
Sean
10-05-2003, 02:48 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bad
Bad who?
Bad joke*.
Arharharharhahr its so funny!#@!# :rofl:
*May be substituted for 'thread'.
(I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood :smile:)
Who's there?
Bad
Bad who?
Bad joke*.
Arharharharhahr its so funny!#@!# :rofl:
*May be substituted for 'thread'.
(I'm sorry, but I'm in a bad mood :smile:)
YogsVR4
10-05-2003, 08:57 AM
knock knock
who's there
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out here and you'll see who.
who's there
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out here and you'll see who.
mytwopointeight
10-07-2003, 09:04 AM
knock knock.
who's there?
yodel-ay-hee.
yodel-ay-hee who?
go back to Sweden.
:sly:
that joke s really stupid, but for some weird reason i laughed pretty hard :eek7: :sly: :eek7:
who's there?
yodel-ay-hee.
yodel-ay-hee who?
go back to Sweden.
:sly:
that joke s really stupid, but for some weird reason i laughed pretty hard :eek7: :sly: :eek7:
YogsVR4
10-07-2003, 09:06 AM
that joke s really stupid, but for some weird reason i laughed pretty hard :eek7: :sly: :eek7:
That would be the entire purpose of knock knock jokes :icon16:
That would be the entire purpose of knock knock jokes :icon16:
Jonno
10-07-2003, 09:20 AM
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red?
:rofl: ...NOT
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Red
Red Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red?
:rofl: ...NOT
HogieGT-R
10-07-2003, 12:12 PM
me: knock knock
them: who's there?
me: Amy Fisher
them: Amy Fisher wh..
me: BANG BANG!!
O_o
them: who's there?
me: Amy Fisher
them: Amy Fisher wh..
me: BANG BANG!!
O_o
Suislide
10-07-2003, 01:17 PM
knock knock
who's there?
atch.
atch who?
gesundheit.
:shakehead
who's there?
atch.
atch who?
gesundheit.
:shakehead
ci5ic
10-07-2003, 04:58 PM
My absolute favorite:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!
Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!
(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!
Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!
(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
Suislide
10-07-2003, 05:07 PM
My absolute favorite:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!
Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!
(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
first one is hilarious.
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting cow.
them: interrup..
me: MOOOOOOOOO!
Now, it's also fun, right after doing the previous one, to next do:
me: knock knock...
them: who's there?
me: interrupting chicken.
them: interrup..
me: BAGACK!!!!!
(and of course, when you get to the part where you say "interrupting chicken", they'll give you a look like "I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same joke twice", but you say "c'mon", and eventually they'll play along.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
first one is hilarious.
jcz1987
10-07-2003, 05:08 PM
Here is mine. It is really stupid.
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
hey don't cry
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
hey don't cry
kittedb18bt
10-08-2003, 03:03 PM
this one is actually pretty good-try it on someone.
knock knock
whos there?
owls
owls who
exactly
knock knock
whos there?
owls
owls who
exactly
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