Life in Hell
JD@af
10-02-2003, 08:58 PM
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean… "
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays!"
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean… "
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh.. you're gonna hate Fridays!"
TheNotoriousMogg
10-02-2003, 09:04 PM
:lol2: :rofl: :lol: :evillol:
Good one JD :biggrin:
Good one JD :biggrin:
mytwopointeight
10-03-2003, 08:36 AM
:rofl: :lol: :lol2: :rofl:
YogsVR4
10-03-2003, 12:04 PM
That’s a riot :rofl:
ROB3000GTVR4
10-03-2003, 05:50 PM
:cwm27: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
2strokebloke
10-03-2003, 06:01 PM
What's on saturday? It had better be Hot Women Day to make up for friday, and sunday should be fireworks day too.
ROB3000GTVR4
10-03-2003, 06:03 PM
What's on saturday? It had better be Hot Women Day to make up for friday, and sunday should be fireworks day too.
i think it a hot women with a 16inc dick :evillol:
i think it a hot women with a 16inc dick :evillol:
2strokebloke
10-03-2003, 06:16 PM
i think it a hot women with a 16inc dick :evillol:
I don't think I'd consider that a woman. (and I hope you don't eitherhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif)
I don't think I'd consider that a woman. (and I hope you don't eitherhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif)
TheNotoriousMogg
10-03-2003, 09:06 PM
I don't think I'd consider that a woman. (and I hope you don't eitherhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif)
:werd: if he does he's in trouble :evillol:
:werd: if he does he's in trouble :evillol:
ROB3000GTVR4
10-03-2003, 09:19 PM
number 1 rule check the neck :iceslolan
JD@af
10-03-2003, 10:27 PM
I don't think I'd consider that a woman. (and I hope you don't eitherhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif):ylsuper: HA HA HA HA HA!!! That is some seriously funny shit :grinno:
Oz
10-04-2003, 12:01 AM
:lol2:
It'd be worth it :thumbsup:
It'd be worth it :thumbsup:
BigJustinZ28
10-05-2003, 12:47 PM
lmao , although I heard it years ago.
ragt20
10-06-2003, 04:22 PM
hahahaha....brilliant....... :grinno: :iceslolan
2of9
10-06-2003, 04:44 PM
lolz...thats funny as Hell i guve the joke a 6/10
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