A Real Fighter Pilot
TheNotoriousMogg
10-02-2003, 08:23 PM
A Real Fighter Pilot
A fighter pilot sat down at the "O" Club bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him and turned to the man
in the flight suit and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying jets, deploying overseas,
going to fighter and weapons schools, dodging SAMs, jinking through dog
fights, wearing big watches, and strapping into A4's, F4's, F/A-18s, F-14s
and performing Air Combat Maneuvers, shooting down airplanes, bombing the
enemy, so, you bet, I'm a fighter pilot and a damn good one."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat
sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the pilot and
asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian
A fighter pilot sat down at the "O" Club bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him and turned to the man
in the flight suit and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying jets, deploying overseas,
going to fighter and weapons schools, dodging SAMs, jinking through dog
fights, wearing big watches, and strapping into A4's, F4's, F/A-18s, F-14s
and performing Air Combat Maneuvers, shooting down airplanes, bombing the
enemy, so, you bet, I'm a fighter pilot and a damn good one."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat
sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the pilot and
asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian
ROB3000GTVR4
10-02-2003, 08:32 PM
:thinkerg: :lol: i was a little slow on that one :lol:
Toksin
10-03-2003, 06:52 AM
Bahahahahahaha
Nice one Darrel :D
Nice one Darrel :D
tonioseven
10-03-2003, 09:26 AM
Pretty darned clever! :sunglasse
94SolGrl
10-03-2003, 11:05 AM
So Moggie's a lesbian too? :smooch:
YogsVR4
10-03-2003, 11:52 AM
:lol: That is a good one
TheNotoriousMogg
10-03-2003, 09:08 PM
So Moggie's a lesbian too? :smooch:
I been tellin you that all the time on AIM :jump3: :smooch:
I been tellin you that all the time on AIM :jump3: :smooch:
Suislide
10-03-2003, 10:08 PM
i'm a lesbian.
that way i can sleep with the straight chicks AND the gay ones. :sunglasse :lol:
that way i can sleep with the straight chicks AND the gay ones. :sunglasse :lol:
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