Flat Stomach Joke
tonioseven
10-02-2003, 10:49 AM
A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his
dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.
Worried
about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? "
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her
knees and blows it right back up."
dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.
Worried
about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? "
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her
knees and blows it right back up."
YogsVR4
10-02-2003, 01:20 PM
Now thats a new one to me :lol:
trevolutionist
10-02-2003, 03:11 PM
hahahahahhaahahahahahaha that's a good joke I've never heard of before. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Verminator
10-02-2003, 03:15 PM
Top banana joke :lol2: :lol2:
sugarcaddy
10-02-2003, 03:58 PM
:naughty: :iceslolan :lol2:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really laughed out loud on that one!!
Scott
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really laughed out loud on that one!!
Scott
stubacca
10-02-2003, 04:04 PM
:lol2:
Nice one - haven't seen it before.... it's a rare sight these days to find a new joke on an internet forum! Great achievement!
Nice one - haven't seen it before.... it's a rare sight these days to find a new joke on an internet forum! Great achievement!
Oz
10-02-2003, 05:31 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2::thumbsup:
Sean
10-02-2003, 07:38 PM
Excellent! I'm going to remember that one! :iceslolan
ROB3000GTVR4
10-02-2003, 07:41 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: now that funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
TheNotoriousMogg
10-02-2003, 09:07 PM
:lol2: I got that one on e-mail a while ago but dident post it I don't remember why...good one though :biggrin:
HogieGT-R
10-02-2003, 11:41 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: dude that works LMAO
XShadowZxX
10-04-2003, 11:47 PM
Hahaha thats what im afraid of when i get kids :(
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