Spaghetti, anyone?!
tonioseven
10-02-2003, 11:47 AM
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.
If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just
give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and
watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.
If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just
give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and
watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."
YogsVR4
10-02-2003, 02:19 PM
:eek7: :cwm27:
Sean
10-02-2003, 10:53 PM
LOL.. he got owned. :lol:
3 child support payments for 18 years... ouch
3 child support payments for 18 years... ouch
HogieGT-R
10-03-2003, 12:44 AM
LMAO dude that's classic!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
TheNotoriousMogg
10-03-2003, 01:03 AM
good one Tony :thumbsup: :biggrin:
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