Never Argue With A Child
tonioseven
10-02-2003, 10:34 AM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!".
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!".
YogsVR4
10-02-2003, 01:17 PM
:rofl: Another classic oldie.
trevolutionist
10-02-2003, 03:14 PM
I still laugh at that one every time I hear it. :rofl:
Toksin
10-03-2003, 06:57 AM
LOL, that's new to me, excellent :)
TheNotoriousMogg
10-03-2003, 10:12 AM
LOL, that's new to me, excellent :)
:werd: same here!! good one tony :biggrin: :lol2: :rofl:
:werd: same here!! good one tony :biggrin: :lol2: :rofl:
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