Warming Up Body Parts
YogsVR4
09-30-2003, 07:57 AM
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold,
blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."
So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the
daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!"
blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."
So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the
daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!"
esp
09-30-2003, 08:23 AM
he he that was a good one
mytwopointeight
09-30-2003, 12:18 PM
:rofl: :naughty:
Amish_kid
09-30-2003, 05:40 PM
Ha she never saw it coming!
ba doo boom ching!
:grinno:
ba doo boom ching!
:grinno:
ac427cpe
10-01-2003, 01:22 AM
LOL @ amish_kid that was funnier than the joke!
the joke was pretty funny too tho...
the joke was pretty funny too tho...
TheNotoriousMogg
10-01-2003, 01:49 AM
lol! :rofl:
Toksin
10-02-2003, 01:05 AM
LOL Yogs. Nice. When the man posts jokes,he posts good ones :)
Learn al ye crappy joke spammers, learn. :sly:
Learn al ye crappy joke spammers, learn. :sly:
Oz
10-02-2003, 01:11 AM
:lol2:
Gotta love the irony of taking the piss out of the Amish on the internet. ;)
Gotta love the irony of taking the piss out of the Amish on the internet. ;)
Graphik Styles
10-02-2003, 06:25 AM
LOL Yogs. Nice. When the man posts jokes,he posts good ones :)
Learn al ye crappy joke spammers, learn. :sly:
heh first off good joke :iceslolan
and heh tokskin, you dont have to worry about me anymore, i stopped posting jokes.
Learn al ye crappy joke spammers, learn. :sly:
heh first off good joke :iceslolan
and heh tokskin, you dont have to worry about me anymore, i stopped posting jokes.
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