Oh Boy

hopefully not a recent :repost:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and "doing it". At the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the
boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend a! t the door. "Oh I'm so excited! Come on in
to meet my parents!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are
seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head in prayer. A minute passes, and the boy still
deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had
no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist..."


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I know I've heard it before, but I don't know if it was on here. Its a good one in either case :iceslolan

:lol: :lol2: good 1

At least the dad knows that she'll be safe :) Heard it before, but its still as funny as Francisco Franco is dead.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that's great!!!!!!!

but its still as funny as Francisco Franco is dead.


:eek: :eek:

SINCE WHEN??



:screwy:

good joke. heard it before, but it's still funny.

:eek: :eek:

SINCE WHEN??



:screwy:

good joke. heard it before, but it's still funny.
definately a a :repost: sorry mog

definately a a :repost: sorry mog

it's mogg genuis :thefinger

I've heard it before too. Still funny though.