My scare for the week

Well i thought i was going to have to quit today...I came back to work to talk to my old man after class, well first i went up to the service drive to shoot the shit with the Service Writers. Chad one of the service writers looked at me and said "Your dad is gonna have a talk to you, when you get in his office or when you get home tonight." I said "why?" "See that blue Park Avenue on the rack right there?" "yeah." "Well you did a rotate and balance on it sometime this week and the tire flew off while they were going down the interstate." :uhoh: "......your kidding....?" "Nope" Well long story short they were bull shitting me. A dealer in Wisconsin had done it, and the old couple brought it here, after their heroing ordeal on the interstate. Apparently they pulled the same thing with my dad, and they said looked like his heart sunk down into his stomach... :iceslolan I about had a heart attack myself.. What a group of guys, huh...lol What would you feel like if someone had told you, you were responsible for the near death experience of an innocent old couple?

JJ

:iceslolan sounds like a good laugh.

Haha just get the guy(or guys) back before x-mas by telling them they are getting laid-off that'll teach 'em.

Yeah, i've been pranking them for the last two weeks so i kind of had it coming....Involving 3M lubricant and door handles.... :iceslolan

Thats a pretty good joke. Although, I'd fall for it and be shitting bricks.

...involving 3M lubricant and door handles...

Yeah, about that Josh, I seem to remember finding some of that on my car door handles not too long ago.... and the bathroom door handle when I was in it... :nutkick:

Yeah, about that Josh, I seem to remember finding some of that on my car door handles not too long ago.... and the bathroom door handle when I was in it... :nutkick:


Muahahahahaah, and it will never stop. No, i've got better ideas coming for the employees of W-M. Oh Jon, don't worry i got Mr. Weber to....lol

Oh Jon, don't worry i got Mr. Weber to....lol

He'll have your testicals on a plate if he finds out what you been up to :iceslolan

I worked in the Parts Department for LAndrover for a couple summers doing some intership work. My best prank which I managed to do on most the mechanics was epoxy the Brake cleaning bottles shut. It was always a good laugh seeing them try to get the caps off those suckers.
GT

I’ve had that sinking feeling in my gut before to. Its like impeding doom is upon you. It may be funny to everyone else, but it sucks to be the butt of that joke.

damn!!!!
hahahhahahaah :grinno:
that was a good joke but i wouldn't even have a shithold if they did that to me i would just pretend to die....but that's just me.

My favorite comes from my dad, who was a Ford mechanic in the '60's. He drilled a hole into the undercarriage "frame" rails that ran the length of a co-worker's mustang and inserted three ball bearings so everytime he hit the brakes they loudly rolled forward and they rolled back under acceleration. :lol:

:lol2: :thumbsup: Nice prank!

My favourite is getting 2 kids who know nothing about cars. When you get the calipers off, get one to stand on the brake pedal and one to hold the calipers. :evillol:

:lol2: :thumbsup: Nice prank!

My favourite is getting 2 kids who know nothing about cars. When you get the calipers off, get one to stand on the brake pedal and one to hold the calipers. :evillol:
Damn that's some evil shiznit Oz. I bet it's funny as hell to see :evillol:

I got one from a buddy who works in a body shop:

This dude who made my friend miserable back in high school comes in to fix a completely srewed quarter panel on his Monte Carlo SS as a result of freeway racing while drunk:nono:. Anyway's, before he welds on the new section, he hangs an empty High Life bottle inside by a coat hanger welded to the body. Imagine the rattling he's still dealing with, since when he brought it back they said "It's probably in the drivetrain as a result of the crash." :evillol: