New Security Agency

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the
beginning of the Secret Service.


Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies---FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, AFT, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't
you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black
outfits with the initials in large white letters across their backs?


F.A.T.A.S.S-----------------I feel safer already.

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the
beginning of the Secret Service.


Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies---FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, AFT, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't
you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black
outfits with the initials in large white letters across their backs?


F.A.T.A.S.S-----------------I feel safer already.


OMG :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:

OMFG

Are you serious? Please tell me this is a joke. Please. PLEASE.

One of the units I was looking at called the Aviation Security Service. Yup. I dont know if I want to be The Man From ASS.

LMAO anyone got pics of these fools? :screwy: