PRiceless Mastercard Wedding
JeffForSale!
09-23-2003, 06:40 PM
You gotta love this:
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an
8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends
and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends..........................................$ 32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. .....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man .................................................. ........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard
:lol: :lol:
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an
8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends
and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends..........................................$ 32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. .....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man .................................................. ........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard
:lol: :lol:
TheNotoriousMogg
09-23-2003, 11:00 PM
:spit:
Genuis!
Genuis!
carrrnuttt
09-23-2003, 11:03 PM
:lol: :lol:
LOL! That was good!
LOL! That was good!
sidewinder69
09-23-2003, 11:10 PM
:spit:
Genuis!
Was it your intention to mispell genius? :p
Genuis!
Was it your intention to mispell genius? :p
dayna240sx
09-23-2003, 11:19 PM
Was it your intention to mispell genius? :p
probably not :lol:
probably not :lol:
TexasF355F1
09-23-2003, 11:26 PM
Thats so f-cking awesome. I would have done the same thing. Thats so fucked up. The bride and the best man get what they deserved. But they both deserve to get knock the fuck out.
TheNotoriousMogg
09-24-2003, 01:31 AM
Was it your intention to mispell genius? :p
no but did i miss spell this K I S S M Y A S S :thefinger
hehe :evillol:
no but did i miss spell this K I S S M Y A S S :thefinger
hehe :evillol:
trevolutionist
09-24-2003, 01:47 AM
That is by far the smartest man I've ever heard of.
KatWoman
09-24-2003, 01:51 AM
Oh shit!!!! :eek:
Good thing Alex is both the groom and best man in our wedding :lol2:
Good thing Alex is both the groom and best man in our wedding :lol2:
TerminalVelocity
09-24-2003, 02:19 AM
thats a good way to do it, ,and man...those ARE some balls! :lol2:
taranaki
09-24-2003, 03:03 AM
The oldest urban legends are the best.Seen it in this forum before.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
Hyatus
09-24-2003, 09:37 PM
HOLY SHIT i couldnt even reply for a while i was laughing so hard :lol2: :rofl: :lol: :cwm27: :evillol: :naughty:
HogieGT-R
09-24-2003, 11:03 PM
serves the ho right lmao :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ace$nyper
09-25-2003, 03:09 PM
OWNED!! LOL that man rules
Egg_Shen
09-25-2003, 03:53 PM
The oldest urban legends are the best.Seen it in this forum before.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
thanks taranaki, you just owned everyone that replied LOL
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
thanks taranaki, you just owned everyone that replied LOL
dayna240sx
09-25-2003, 04:24 PM
thanks taranaki, you just owned everyone that replied LOL
um, no he didnt.
um, no he didnt.
ragt20
09-26-2003, 05:24 PM
hmm third time I've seen his on AF now....lol.......suppose you could call it a :repost:
:cwm27:
:cwm27:
YogsVR4
09-26-2003, 07:59 PM
The oldest urban legends are the best.Seen it in this forum before.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
Those legends keep on coming back from time to time, and they always get a laugh. :iceslolan
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
Those legends keep on coming back from time to time, and they always get a laugh. :iceslolan
Snooker
09-28-2003, 06:41 AM
Well, what is a "best man"? The friend of the groom?
slave
09-29-2003, 05:06 AM
Mr T's right, thats one of those "Friend of a friend of mine" style stories. Fake. But funny.
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