Cleveland Browns
Ricochet
09-23-2003, 01:34 PM
I'm from Ohio and all I can say is ouch...
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
jon@af
09-23-2003, 01:46 PM
Actually, the Browns have potential, they just need to start making plays when they need to be made.
90EX
09-23-2003, 03:40 PM
They beat my 49er's :crying:
GundamExpo
09-23-2003, 04:31 PM
I know :crying: as far as im concerned the 9ers have thrown away the last two games. :banghead:
YogsVR4
09-23-2003, 05:14 PM
This joke goes way back. I've heard the same thing about the lions for the last twenty years or so.
tonioseven
09-23-2003, 05:24 PM
I'm from Ohio and all I can say is ouch...
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
You could also substitute the Bengals as well :disappoin
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Cleveland Browns count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cleveland would want one
Q. Why was Butch Davis upset when the Cleveland Browns playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
You could also substitute the Bengals as well :disappoin
ROB3000GTVR4
09-23-2003, 05:30 PM
Well they didn't get there ass kick like my RAIDER :crying:
carrrnuttt
09-23-2003, 06:01 PM
You could also substitute the Bengals as well :disappoin
Or my hometown team (hint: I'm in AZ). Although last Sunday was an awesome outing for them against the melted cheese, er...the Packershttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
Or my hometown team (hint: I'm in AZ). Although last Sunday was an awesome outing for them against the melted cheese, er...the Packershttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
ROB3000GTVR4
09-23-2003, 06:05 PM
Or my hometown team (hint: I'm in AZ). Although last Sunday was an awesome outing for them against the melted cheese, er...the Packershttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
AZ damn let me cry for you :crying:
AZ damn let me cry for you :crying:
carrrnuttt
09-23-2003, 10:58 PM
AZ damn let me cry for you :crying:
Thanks man. Now, if we can only heat-up all the stadiums to 105degreeshttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
Thanks man. Now, if we can only heat-up all the stadiums to 105degreeshttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
jon@af
09-23-2003, 11:21 PM
You know you're a true fan when: You like the Bears no matter what, You like the Bungles...er... Bengals no matter what, and you like Lions no matter what. I myself am a Bears fan, and honestly would have rather had Jake Plummer at teh QB position, but think that once Kordell Stewart gets everything in sync they will be pretty good.
sidewinder69
09-23-2003, 11:26 PM
Football = teh crap. Give me hockey any day! :grinyes:
TexasF355F1
09-23-2003, 11:29 PM
Or my hometown team (hint: I'm in AZ). Although last Sunday was an awesome outing for them against the melted cheese, er...the Packershttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.
Or my home team....the Texans :frown: Maybe a 3 win season this year for us? Who am I kidding, no way.
Or my home team....the Texans :frown: Maybe a 3 win season this year for us? Who am I kidding, no way.
jon@af
09-23-2003, 11:35 PM
Or my home team....the Texans :frown: Maybe a 3 win season this year for us? Who am I kidding, no way.
So optimistic :lol2:
So optimistic :lol2:
carrrnuttt
09-23-2003, 11:36 PM
Or my home team....the Texans :frown: Maybe a 3 win season this year for us? Who am I kidding, no way.
Whose excuse sounds better?
We're a two-yr-old franchise, but we're building for the future. (Texans)
Or.
We're one of the original NFL teams, but have yet to win a Championship, much less a Superbowl, but we're building for the future. (Cardinals)
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Whose excuse sounds better?
We're a two-yr-old franchise, but we're building for the future. (Texans)
Or.
We're one of the original NFL teams, but have yet to win a Championship, much less a Superbowl, but we're building for the future. (Cardinals)
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