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spanked an escort off the line...


servo411
12-03-2001, 10:59 PM
i was getting off 87 in harriman today when i see the rainbow effect headlights and winshield nozzle lights in my rearview. so light turns green and i make the left onto 32, hoping that the two lanes are clear and the lights are red so i can see what this rice is. it's an older escort in that teal color with a intrax decal diagonaly across the hood. so i look over and he's inching up to the line, so i'm like alright here we go, light goes green and i hear him chirp em and i just take off nice and smooth an pull on him in 1st, hit 2nd and he 's half a car length behind and hit 3rd and he's is just gone. i hope he's local so i can spank him again

SiRedge
12-04-2001, 06:36 AM
Nice work, I don't like Escorts :D

What are ya running in yours? Engine/mods?

sparq
12-05-2001, 11:25 PM
hahaha, it was an escort! Dude even in turbo format they only hit 200hp... But good kill, I would hope hes local too.. so I can bash his car with a bat :alien:

YogsVR4
12-06-2001, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by sparq
hahaha, it was an escort! Dude even in turbo format they only hit 200hp... But good kill, I would hope hes local too.. so I can bash his car with a bat :alien:

Ah yes. Beat up on a poor little escort.

92 Teg-B18A
12-14-2001, 03:35 AM
nice kill... I think just aobut anything could beat an Escort! Even an unmodded Kia :silly2: !

00accord44
12-26-2001, 12:14 PM
The last generation of Escort wasnt as slow as the others, but still an Escort. My friend drives one (in that ever popular teal color:flash: ) and he constantly tries to outrun me in my accord.

Granted, 4cylinder Accord arent exactly speed demons, but it takes out that Escort every time.:finger:

RevHappy CowgirlŪ
12-27-2001, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by servo411
it's an older escort in that teal color with a intrax decal diagonaly across the hood.

all that vinyl must've weighed him down :lol2:

Hanguk87
12-29-2001, 11:26 AM
Why do people in Escorts even race?????? You know how slow they are? I don't understand.

Judge
01-05-2002, 09:09 PM
:-/

JasonAccord98LX
01-06-2002, 12:33 AM
a couple people in my town once put a 460 ford V8 in an escort. They wound up sitting and driving it from the backseat. The thing had way to much torque for such a little car and i guess the thing split right in two when they mashed the throttle going about 50.


This is just a story that i heard, i am making no claims on whether or not it is true.

Gerbilo
01-06-2002, 03:12 AM
lol... that's what the mustangs of the late 80's looked like.. escorts with V8s... sheeesh.. cept for them I4 ones with 88 horses of fury!!

00accord44, what do you have done to your car?

00accord44
01-08-2002, 11:34 AM
Nothing but some nice headlights. A large portion of my money (about 99%) is spent on school. Plus I had been saving for the townhouse Im moving in to next year, so money for the car has been pretty much limited to maintenance and gas.

BUT!:D This summer, I'll be working ALOT of hours at both my jobs, so I'll pull in an approximate $6000. Since my share of the rent for next year is mostly taken care of, I can afford to spend about 2-3 Gs on my baby.

Polygon
01-08-2002, 11:48 AM
Not to sound like an asshole, but who hasn't beat an Escort?

00accord44
01-08-2002, 12:17 PM
Who hasn't what?:confused:

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