True-isms! (Groan...)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


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Groan is right....... damn it. It was like watching a train wreck. I couldn't advert my eyes - I just had to read it all. :banghead:





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Groan is right....... damn it. It was like watching a train wreck. I couldn't advert my eyes - I just had to read it all. :banghead:





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What he said!

What he said!
Yep, cept i skipped the last 3! :uhoh: :licka:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats more then groaning they just hurt good stuff

:repost: if I weren't so lazy, I'd post a link - but I am so lazy, so I won't.

:repost: if I weren't so lazy, I'd post a link - but I am so lazy, so I won't.

yeah, well if it was more then 2 weeks ago, who cares? it'll already be on page 3 by now anyways.

plus, it was new to me and most of the other's who've replied so far...

so it's all good. :biggrin:

It's threads like this that make me want to log out and go take a walk....Add me to the train wreck watchers. :lol: