Candle email, read if you're really bored I guess..

sent this back and forth to the blondest girl I've ever met in my life, about some candles she's selling. I put stuff next to her name every time and she never noticed.. lol.. read from the bottom up.


>>> Julie Chambers 09/17/03 03:38:29PM >>>
JULIE's a homo?..... Brian!!..... And you are not getting a candle!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:33:48 PM >>>
if you wanted to be nice you could shape them into boobs and put wicks on the nipples, I'd pay top dollar

>>> Julie Chambers rapes cows 09/17/03 03:27PM >>>
shut up They should be more than $6 bucks, but we are being nice!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:27:18 PM >>>
better be, or you're gettin like four bucks

>>> Julie Chambers eats turds 09/17/03 03:20PM >>>
They have been together for 2 years now!! Anyways, she is really nice..... but we will make the candle for you, and ofcourse it will be PERFECT!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:17:02 PM >>>
mmm too young. The "has a boyfriend" thing can always be changed anyways... done it before.

>>> Julie Chambers is retarded 09/17/03 03:07PM >>>
18 and she has a boyfriend

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:07:30 PM >>>
your best friend?
yeah how old is she

>>> Julie Chambers is gay 09/17/03 03:07PM >>>
you mean my best friend? Maribeth

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:06:27 PM >>>
my mom I guess
hey how old is that hot friend you were with

>>> Julie Chambers is dumb 09/17/03 03:05PM >>>
so who are you buying this one for>?

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:05:16 PM >>>
If you do a good job on it I may buy one for myself..

>>> Julie Chambers has aids 09/17/03 03:04PM >>>
Swwet

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 3:03:03 PM >>>
alright I'll pay you Monday

>>> Julie Chambers doesn't shave her armpits 09/17/03 03:01PM >>>
Yeah, the square one is the coolest!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 2:59:50 PM >>>
the square one sounds cool I guess

>>> Julie Chambers shaves her ass 09/17/03 02:59:01PM >>>
okay that was just uncalled for~!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 2:58:32 PM >>>
Can you make a tall one with a mushroom on top? Make sure the wick is long enough to tickle...

>>> Julie Chambers injects crack 09/17/03 02:57PM >>>
so which one do you want?? You will have it by Monday and it will be $6 unless you want a different one!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 2:54:48 PM >>>
stop, you're turning me on

>>> Julie Chambers lays sheep 09/17/03 02:53PM >>>
Okay! Do you want a big one like I showed you?? We also have one that is like a squared shape that starts out small on the bottom, big in the middle, and small back at the top..... that one is cool looking!

>>> Brian Jenkins 9/17/03 2:40:10 PM >>>
Make me a blue one that smells like ocean or whatever.

>>> Julie Chambers is a homo 09/17/03 02:37PM >>>
Hello there!
Maribeth and I are making them, and they are so much fun to make!! We can make almost any scent, it just depends!! The one you smelled is cinnamon, but Lori requested it to have a different color. That is $6 not to shabby.... once we make more I can show you all what we got....... mmmmmmmmk?

LOL that was funny :lol2:

That was well worth reading :grinyes:

You seriously sent this back and forth and she took that long to pick up on it? :screwy:

You seriously sent this back and forth and she took that long to pick up on it? :screwy:
god, I really wish you guys could meet this chick. Just talking to her gives me a headache...

That is pretty funny. Its not often when you run into someone that oblivious.













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omg I want to meet her people like that are a riot to mess with i know its wrong but I can't help it. tell her someone wrote gulible on her ceiling