Most embarassing moment

When I was 16 I stopped on the side of a country road to relieve myself. I chose a place that had some tree and shrubbry cover.

As I was just getting started a set of head lights came on from my left hand side. I swung around pissing all over myself and then noticed I had stoped just short of where a cop had been hiding while radaring cars going by.:eek:
Soooooo after a 10 min rather interesting discussion he let me off with a warning about indecent exposure and indecent public display for what I was doing!

That would be uncomfortable. I think the best embarrassing stories are generally not for a public forum.

Yeah, I'll agree with that one, Yogs.... But just for spits n giggles:

My most embarrassing moment was when I was in high school. I was trying out for the basketball team, and I didn't have ANY gym shoes whatsoever [yeah, I was poor - :flipa: ] So I borrowed my brother's shoes (mistake #1). He's 7 years older than me, and wore a size 12 shoe as opposed to my 'measly' size 8.

To make matters worse, my brother was Mr. All-everything, sports wise, so the expectations for me was very high (mistake #2). Everyone just KNEW I was gonna be as good or better than he was, so a huge amount of people (scouts, teachers, students, etc...) was there to watch.

So, I'm bringing the basketball up the court, being challenged by some nut with a chip on his shoulder with something to prove. I went to dribble past him, and my shoes practically stayed put!! This caused me to trip and fall flat on my face (minus my shoes, of course!)

This caused laughter at my expense, which lasted throughout the remainder of the school year, all through the summer, and well beyond my graduation. I had my 10-year class reunion a couple of years ago, and someone even mentioned it THEN!! :mad:

Notoriety is a BEATCH!!!

Showing off for people doesnt work, thats what I learned with my experience :(
I was washing the front of a tri-axle dumptruck with windex (hey, its what the guy that owned it gave me *shrug*). My friend and I were sitting on the front while cleaning it. So after successfully getting the inside and ½ the outside done, one of my dad's customers came up. His music caught my attention, so I leaned over and was like: "ooh gotta impress the hottie somehow... "(tpyical for me). So my friend and I were kind of showing off cleaning the truck, when all of a sudden, I slid off the front of it backwards, down to the bumper, about 4½ feet below me. He turned around and started to laugh, I started laughing & turning red, and my friend started laughing. The guy goes inside, and must've told my dad and the guy that worked there about it, cuz as soon as I walked in, they started cracking up. I have not washed the front of the dumptruck since then. And I only got $1.50 for cleaning it, after all that :mad:! Needless to say, the news of it got around to friends and family pretty fast. :o

Another one was when I was dancing at the local club, they had this platform which my friends were dancing on. They wanted me to join them. One of the guys I then liked was watching, and first I banged my head while ducking under the railing, and then I nearly fell off the damn thing because of my shoes..
I've had plenty more, just too lazy to type them all.

ah...this was pretty embarrassing:
I was at an autoX, in my 200SX and the exhaust leak was just getting bad....another 200SX SE-R was there(but this one was heavily modded) and a classic SE-R was there...
but anyway......I was walking around thinking that I could put down some good times...show that a girl can drive awesome and stuff.....
well my first run I got lost on the course(my excuse: poor marking with cones! but really! it was!)then I was so shaken up from getting lost that i forgot to shift and bounced off the rev-limiter for one whole side of the course....needless to say I'm reminded to stay off the rev-limiter a little TOO often now:o :o :o :o

note: I did clean up my act on my succesive runs and didnt make _that_ bad of a showing after all! okay i did better than the Novices:bloated:

Too many to post. Ive been embarrased soo many times that when I do something stupid, it doesnt even bother me anymore. ppl point and laught, and I just go on doing whatever.

Ill post some of my humourus antics a bit later. :D

My most embarrassing moment....at least one I am willing to share on a public forum hehe...was when I had a car accident right in front of my office building. Keep in mind I work for personal injury attorneys. I was coming back from a delivery and as I slowed to turn into our driveway a '73 Ford full-size pickup rammed me from behind. I was driving a 93 Escort...so you know who lost that battle LOL. Well my car flew across the yard and stopped short of going thru a brick wall. Everyone in our office heard the crash, so 40 people come running down the stairs to see what happened. But that's not what was embarrassing.

Later I found out that the witnesses to the accident included: 2 co-workers (who were looking out the window) 2 firemen driving a city-owned ambulance, a tow truck driver, an off-duty police officer, and an intern working in another attorney's office downstairs from us. Sounds like a dirty lawyer set up doesn't it? That was mildly embarrassing.

It was bad enough that co-workers saw me crying crocodile tears (I had just gotten the car not long before this) and then the paramedics were tying me down on a backboard to go away in the ambulance. I guess too I was in shock so I was saying some pretty off-the-wall things during all this. One of the paralegals I worked with took it upon herself to clear all my personal stuff out of my car cuz the tow truck was getting ready to pull my car out of the yard (my car landed between the wall, a firehydrant, and a palm tree in such a way that it couldn't be backed out without hitting one of those things).

Ok, now here's the really embarrassing part: At the time I used to use "The Club" ...the bar that you lock across your steering wheel. Aside from my purse and a few other misc. things, the "Club" was put on the stretcher and it rode with me to the hospital. The ER doctors laughed that someone put it on my stretcher. It also went with me from the ER to X-ray, then back to a room for me to wait for the dr. to come in. My "Club" got more comments and attention than I did. I was out of work for a week. When I returned the first thing out of most of my co-workers' mouths were : "So, how's The Club?" It was a long standing joke that went on for years. About 2 years ago the Club jokes waned and I thought I was home free hehe.

But nope, this past April I got rear ended again, my poor Neon, and for those who remembered the tragic crash of '93 the jokes once again resurfaced.

Definitely would have to be when I filled my petrol car up with diesel! Majorly embarrassing!! The poor guy at the petrol station had to drain my entire tank. I’d managed to put about 30 litres in before I realised what I’d done. Needless to say I’ve never gone back to that petrol station!!! :)

my most embarressing moment was when me and my girlfriend in highschool were fooling around (with very few clothes on) and her mom walked in... I mean, it's funny now. but then.. I just wanted to jump out the window.

I was sick so I decided to have some instant noodles. I thought the warm broth would make me feel better but it only made me feel worse. I felt nauseous so I hurried to the restroom in the mall and let's just say that I didn't make it in time. I threw up all over the floor in sears.

Another time I was with my mom and she was shopping. Waiting was boring because I was 10 years old at the time. I was leaning back on this wooden frame thing that was a display in the window of the store. Then the wooden frame fell and made a really loud noise and nearly everyone in the store turned and stared at me. The salespeople looked really pissed off.

On my stag party when i was stripped naked and left in the middle of a busy carpark.

Mind you i was that drunk i cant remember any of it thank god :)

Originally posted by primera man
On my stag party when i was stripped naked and left in the middle of a busy carpark.
:hehehe: Friends can be so cruel, can't they!!!

Originally posted by FTO Girl
:hehehe: Friends can be so cruel, can't they!!!

Worse thing is...none of them have owned up to it, and i cant remember anything :bloated: :bloated:

But i'll get them one day :devil:

Originally posted by primera man


Worse thing is...none of them have owned up to it, and i cant remember anything :bloated: :bloated:

But i'll get them one day :devil: Ahhh, sweet revenge!! :p :devil:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Ahhh, sweet revenge!! :p :devil:

I have about 7 weeks to get even with one of them :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by primera man


I have about 7 weeks to get even with one of them :devil: :devil: Well, make sure you get ‘em good!! :D :devil:

Remember though. Revenge is best served cold, and before seeking out on the path to revenge first dig two graves !

AAAHHH i was gonna come clean but ive changed my mind, ok ok it involved food posioning, my friends uncles bathroom, throw up and diahhrea worst moment of my life, suffice it to say that bathroom will never be the same:eek: