The List to Live By
TheNotoriousMogg
09-12-2003, 12:11 AM
The List to Live By
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most destructive habit......................Worry
The greatest Joy...............................Giving
The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer........The brain
The worst thing to be without................... Hope
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The most worthless emotion.................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
The most prized possession................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.....Heart to Heart
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life..................LOVE
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most destructive habit......................Worry
The greatest Joy...............................Giving
The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer........The brain
The worst thing to be without................... Hope
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The most worthless emotion.................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
The most prized possession................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.....Heart to Heart
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life..................LOVE
Oz
09-12-2003, 02:39 AM
THE OZ'S LIST
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early
The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed
The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed
The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss
The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait
The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Beer
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed
The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities
The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja
The most crippling failure disease............Impotence
The most powerful force in life..................Penis
The most dangerous pariah..................George W
The world's most incredible computer........486DX2
The worst thing to be without................... Her
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one :evillol: )
The two most power-filled words..............."I Do"
The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling
The most worthless emotion.................Doubt
The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit
The most prized possession................Pants
The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile
The most contagious spirit.................Vodka
The most important thing in life..................BEER
:icon16: Stupid camp boring lists. They need some spice. Do your own!
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early
The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed
The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed
The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss
The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait
The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Beer
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed
The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities
The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja
The most crippling failure disease............Impotence
The most powerful force in life..................Penis
The most dangerous pariah..................George W
The world's most incredible computer........486DX2
The worst thing to be without................... Her
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one :evillol: )
The two most power-filled words..............."I Do"
The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling
The most worthless emotion.................Doubt
The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit
The most prized possession................Pants
The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile
The most contagious spirit.................Vodka
The most important thing in life..................BEER
:icon16: Stupid camp boring lists. They need some spice. Do your own!
stubacca
09-12-2003, 03:20 PM
LMAO @ teh Oz's list! :grinyes: :iceslolan :lol2: :lol:
benchi44
09-12-2003, 03:21 PM
hahaha i like the 2nd one
YogsVR4
09-12-2003, 03:23 PM
I'm goin to augment the OZ list.
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early with beer money left in your pocket
The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed and I am the only male
The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed are wearing chastity belts
The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss out the second floor onto the bald guy
The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait of zit infested geekwads
The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders - that is as soon as we have a "world" leader
Our greatest natural resource...............Beer that is cold
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed Racer
The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities of the 3+ in the bed being underage
The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja or as otherwise known as .....
The most crippling failure disease............Impotence of the mind
The most powerful force in life..................Penis envy
The most dangerous pariah..................George W Harrison
The world's most incredible computer........486DX2 with 8 megs of ram
The worst thing to be without................... Her private parts
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one :evillol: ) when employed by your wife
The two most power-filled words..............."I Do" each and every chance I get
The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling - hence a dictionary
The most worthless emotion.................Doubt I know what that is
The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit of playboy playmates
The most prized possession................Pants with pockets
The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile home screaming
The most contagious spirit.................Vodka martinis
The most important thing in life..................BEER soaked teeshirt contestants
The most destructive habit......................Leaving the pub early with beer money left in your pocket
The greatest Joy...............................3+ in the bed and I am the only male
The greatest loss................The 3+ in the bed are wearing chastity belts
The most satisfying work...............That first morning piss out the second floor onto the bald guy
The ugliest personality trait.............Doesn't compare to the ugliest face trait of zit infested geekwads
The most endangered species.........Double digit IQ world leaders - that is as soon as we have a "world" leader
Our greatest natural resource...............Beer that is cold
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Speed Racer
The greatest problem to overcome.................Legalities of the 3+ in the bed being underage
The most effective sleeping pill........5-8 cones of Ganja or as otherwise known as .....
The most crippling failure disease............Impotence of the mind
The most powerful force in life..................Penis envy
The most dangerous pariah..................George W Harrison
The world's most incredible computer........486DX2 with 8 megs of ram
The worst thing to be without................... Her private parts
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue (left this one :evillol: ) when employed by your wife
The two most power-filled words..............."I Do" each and every chance I get
The greatest asset..............................Bling Bling - hence a dictionary
The most worthless emotion.................Doubt I know what that is
The most beautiful attire......................Birthday Suit of playboy playmates
The most prized possession................Pants with pockets
The most powerful channel of communication.....Mobile to Mobile home screaming
The most contagious spirit.................Vodka martinis
The most important thing in life..................BEER soaked teeshirt contestants
KatWoman
09-12-2003, 04:25 PM
The Original list is definitely something we should use as a model :)
But I won't lie and say I didn't get a kick out of the revised versions :rofl:
But I won't lie and say I didn't get a kick out of the revised versions :rofl:
2strokebloke
09-12-2003, 04:42 PM
The most destructive habit.....................Arson
The greatest Joy.............................fireworks!
The greatest loss.................................money
The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!)
The ugliest personality trait............ah what the hell, fireworks.
The most endangered species..........inner tubes for 10" tires
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youthful women
The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence
The greatest problem to overcome..........spoiled bologna
The most effective sleeping pill...........a 2X4 to the head
The most crippling failure disease............procrastination
The most powerful force in life..................gravity
The most dangerous pariah..................Uncle Herb
The world's most incredible computer........runs CP/M
The worst thing to be without................sexual organs, followed closely by fireworks or candy
The deadliest weapon.......................a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants
The two most power-filled words..............."go away"
The greatest asset.....................the Keebler elves
The most worthless emotion................"dumbfoundation"
The most beautiful attire.....................Bridgstone skyway-H
The most prized possession..............a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants
The greatest Joy.............................fireworks!
The greatest loss.................................money
The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!)
The ugliest personality trait............ah what the hell, fireworks.
The most endangered species..........inner tubes for 10" tires
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youthful women
The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence
The greatest problem to overcome..........spoiled bologna
The most effective sleeping pill...........a 2X4 to the head
The most crippling failure disease............procrastination
The most powerful force in life..................gravity
The most dangerous pariah..................Uncle Herb
The world's most incredible computer........runs CP/M
The worst thing to be without................sexual organs, followed closely by fireworks or candy
The deadliest weapon.......................a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants
The two most power-filled words..............."go away"
The greatest asset.....................the Keebler elves
The most worthless emotion................"dumbfoundation"
The most beautiful attire.....................Bridgstone skyway-H
The most prized possession..............a submarine filled with immortal man-eating mutants
jon@af
09-12-2003, 04:56 PM
The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!)
Amen to that :lol:
Amen to that :lol:
infinIC
09-12-2003, 08:01 PM
The most destructive habit.....................Laziness
The greatest Joy.............................being able to be lazy!
The greatest loss.................................money
The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!) (HELLS YEAH)
The ugliest personality trait............whining.
The most endangered species..........people that do things for free
Our greatest natural resource.............water (to make ice for the liquor)
The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence
The greatest problem to overcome........unfortunately, laziness wins again
The most effective sleeping pill...........Bat or West's Business Law
The most crippling failure disease............pride
The most powerful force in life..................hatred of others
The most dangerous pariah..................that evil within yourself
The world's most incredible computer........DELL
The worst thing to be without................feminine products =P
The deadliest weapon.......................the face of a woman w/out feminine products
The two most power-filled words...............F*CKIN SH*T
The greatest asset.....................forgetfulness
The most worthless emotion................pride
The most beautiful attire.....................CLEAN underwear
The most prized possession..............Ebay or Michael Dell
The greatest Joy.............................being able to be lazy!
The greatest loss.................................money
The most satisfying work..........when others do it for you (for free!) (HELLS YEAH)
The ugliest personality trait............whining.
The most endangered species..........people that do things for free
Our greatest natural resource.............water (to make ice for the liquor)
The greatest "shot in the arm"............incompetence
The greatest problem to overcome........unfortunately, laziness wins again
The most effective sleeping pill...........Bat or West's Business Law
The most crippling failure disease............pride
The most powerful force in life..................hatred of others
The most dangerous pariah..................that evil within yourself
The world's most incredible computer........DELL
The worst thing to be without................feminine products =P
The deadliest weapon.......................the face of a woman w/out feminine products
The two most power-filled words...............F*CKIN SH*T
The greatest asset.....................forgetfulness
The most worthless emotion................pride
The most beautiful attire.....................CLEAN underwear
The most prized possession..............Ebay or Michael Dell
HogieGT-R
09-13-2003, 02:41 AM
The most destructive habit.....................Soap Operas(you start watchin "All My Children" because the women are hot....next thing you know you're watchin it between classes O_o)
The greatest Joy.............................waking up in your spongebob pants at 10 in the morning and not having a hangover
The greatest loss.................................women who tease too damn much
The most satisfying work..........when you do something good enough for people to actually notice that you're not a piss-on
The ugliest personality trait............airheads who aren't funny/ignorance to the extreme
The most endangered species..........women who don't go for your wallet once you have cash
Our greatest natural resource............. a great booty call
The greatest "shot in the arm"............a loaded 12 gauge
The greatest problem to overcome........how to not get arrested after downloading mp3s off Kazaa....
The most effective sleeping pill...........sex
The most crippling failure disease............procrastination (it's like masturbation...good at first till you realize that you've just f****d yourself
The most powerful force in life..................Jesus (he's always the one you turn to when you're bent over the bowl piss drunk and performing a technicolor yawn)
The most dangerous pariah..................overprotective soccer moms
The world's most incredible computer........one that's really really fast
The worst thing to be without................comfortable boxers
The deadliest weapon.......................a hot chick with every STD in the book
The two most power-filled words...............I'm Late
The greatest asset.....................Birth Control
The most worthless emotion................shallowness
The most beautiful attire.....................my Puma Hoodie and a pair of Cargo pants...
The most prized possession...............my Driver's Liscense
The most powerful channel of communication.....Porno
The most contagious spirit.................Absinthe (hell it makes you see spirits too)
The most important thing in life..................a good sense of direction
The greatest Joy.............................waking up in your spongebob pants at 10 in the morning and not having a hangover
The greatest loss.................................women who tease too damn much
The most satisfying work..........when you do something good enough for people to actually notice that you're not a piss-on
The ugliest personality trait............airheads who aren't funny/ignorance to the extreme
The most endangered species..........women who don't go for your wallet once you have cash
Our greatest natural resource............. a great booty call
The greatest "shot in the arm"............a loaded 12 gauge
The greatest problem to overcome........how to not get arrested after downloading mp3s off Kazaa....
The most effective sleeping pill...........sex
The most crippling failure disease............procrastination (it's like masturbation...good at first till you realize that you've just f****d yourself
The most powerful force in life..................Jesus (he's always the one you turn to when you're bent over the bowl piss drunk and performing a technicolor yawn)
The most dangerous pariah..................overprotective soccer moms
The world's most incredible computer........one that's really really fast
The worst thing to be without................comfortable boxers
The deadliest weapon.......................a hot chick with every STD in the book
The two most power-filled words...............I'm Late
The greatest asset.....................Birth Control
The most worthless emotion................shallowness
The most beautiful attire.....................my Puma Hoodie and a pair of Cargo pants...
The most prized possession...............my Driver's Liscense
The most powerful channel of communication.....Porno
The most contagious spirit.................Absinthe (hell it makes you see spirits too)
The most important thing in life..................a good sense of direction
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