Gender joke !!

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I look away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily, but for some reason, she scared the hell out of me.

So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.


Damn women drivers

Classic comedy

:shakehead :uhoh:

:shakehead :uhoh:

Go easy. Considering some of the ones you’ve regaled us with, this ones ok. :thefinger :biggrin:

Go easy. Considering some of the ones you’ve regaled us with, this ones ok. :thefinger :biggrin:

:grinyes: :thefinger