Yes, Another Little Johnny Joke...

One day while at school, little Johnny and his classmates learned from a video that Girls have a vagina, and boys have a penis. Not fully understanding what a penis was, even though he had one, little Johnny told his friends that he would find out from his dad what this penis was.

"Dad... what's a penis?" Little Johnny asked.

"well son, let me show you" and with that his dad took him to the bathroom, and dropped his pants, revealing his penis.

"Son, this is a penis, and might I add, a perfect penis at that."

So the next day, Little Johnny's friends were like "did you find out what a penis is? what's a penis?"

Feeling proud from the knowledge he had, he took his friends into the boys room and dropped his pants, and said "This is a penis, and if it were a little shorter, it'd be a perfect penis."

Nice :rofl:

someone PLEASE kill Little Johnny....


reminds me of this joke:

Daughter: Dad, what's a vagina?

Dad: you'll find out when you're older.

Daughter: and what's a penis?

Dad: you'll find out once your mom goes out for groceries.


*shudder* :headshake

someone PLEASE kill Little Johnny....


reminds me of this joke:

Daughter: Dad, what's a vagina?

Dad: you'll find out when you're older.

Daughter: and what's a penis?

Dad: you'll find out once your mom goes out for groceries.


*shudder* :headshake


Ive heard that joke, too, except I heard it as grandpa and little granddaughter *shakes in disgust* :nono:

someone PLEASE kill Little Johnny....


reminds me of this joke:

Daughter: Dad, what's a vagina?

Dad: you'll find out when you're older.

Daughter: and what's a penis?

Dad: you'll find out once your mom goes out for groceries.


*shudder* :headshake

Yeah, that's just plain wrong..........but still kinda funny.