A nasty but interesting joke.

My friend told me this one. A man is going on a business trip, but is afraid that his wife would got to another man just to have sex. But the guy goes into a sex store, and asks the clerk for the best toy for his wife, to keep her occupated. The man walks into the back, and comes out with a giant dildo. The clerk says it's a one of a kind voodoo dildo. He said for it to work, you need to say "Fucking dildo _______(a noun). So the man needed to test out the toy. He says, "fucking dildo the door knob." So the dildo levatates, and flys and begins to screw the door knob until it falls apart. So the man buys it, and gives it to his wife, and goes on the trip. The next day, the wife tries it out. She says, "Fucking dildo my pussy." The dildo then starts screwing her pussy. She has multiple orgasms, and then wants it to stop, but she doesn't know how. So she jumps into her car with the dildo still screwing her and begins to drive toward the hospital. She has another orgasm, swerves off the road but turns back on. She has another orgasm and then swerves off into a ditch where a cop sees her. The cop asks what the problem is. She said "THere's a voodoo dildo screwing me right now and I need to get to the hospital to make it stop, I had an orgasm which made me crash." Then the cop goes, "Pfft, yeah right, fucking dildo my ass!"

that's the end, It's kind of nasty, but yet, pretty funny.

Its a :repost: but I still laughed anyways. :iceslolan

Where is the :repost: ?

Where is the :repost: ?

don't question stuff :newbie: its a :repost: :thefinger

This is my first time hearing this one :icon16: