Little Johnny at it again...
TheNotoriousMogg
09-05-2003, 02:47 PM
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about
the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass
of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm
first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a
worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and
quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher
asked.
little Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass
of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm
first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a
worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and
quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher
asked.
little Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely,
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
tonioseven
09-05-2003, 05:29 PM
Damn that Little Johnny!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Midnight Racer
09-05-2003, 06:17 PM
Gotta love little Johnny jokes.:lol:
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