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The old lady and the frog


TheNotoriousMogg
09-05-2003, 12:11 PM
could be a :repost: but :gives:

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company........


So off to the pet shop she went......



She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog......

As she walked by the jar he was in, he looked and winked at her......



He whispered, "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."



The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car........



Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY"................



So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.



IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.



THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........

AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????







COME ON GUESS??????







OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON









SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND......SHE'S OLD...... NOT DEAD....

Macro
09-05-2003, 06:57 PM
:sly: Riiiiiiiight.

Ace$nyper
09-05-2003, 07:53 PM
Ewww that happened to me once gotta stop drinking before going pet shopping.

Toksin
09-05-2003, 09:49 PM
............ :thumbsdow

sugarcaddy
09-06-2003, 10:39 AM
:loser:
:grinno::uhoh::banghead:

Scott

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