Sex in the dark
TheNotoriousMogg
09-05-2003, 11:09 AM
prolly a :repost:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."
Amish_kid
09-05-2003, 11:15 AM
Hahaha Best I've heard in a long long time :rofl:
Ace$nyper
09-05-2003, 01:17 PM
Oh damn damn oh damn damn. :evillol:
JE123
09-05-2003, 01:31 PM
Hehehe. Great story. :rofl:
trevolutionist
09-05-2003, 05:46 PM
Excellent joke as always Mogg! :iceslolan :rofl:
Midnight Racer
09-05-2003, 06:15 PM
:lol::lol:1 of the best jokes ever.
Sean
09-05-2003, 07:03 PM
:lol: :rofl: another great joke!
Macro
09-05-2003, 07:07 PM
Ha, that sure does suck for the wife.
numbware
09-05-2003, 08:39 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
best one i've heard in a long time
best one i've heard in a long time
THE4TH
09-06-2003, 01:13 AM
it's one of those jokes ya heard like 10 years ago but forgot about .. so it's still funny as hell when ya hear it now..
i think the wife was seeing another toy on the side.. :naughty:
i think the wife was seeing another toy on the side.. :naughty:
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