Sometimes I wonder about Heep

You can fit three hundred and twenty shrunken heads into the boot of the new Corolla



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Its Called A Trunk Fool!

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Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

dolphins are the only other animal other than humans that have sex for pleasure

dolphins are the only other animal other than humans that have sex for pleasure

Isn't it monkeys?

Hedgehogs masturbate.

i'm pretty sure it's dolphins...

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

echo doesn't A quack ducks.

echo doesn't A quack ducks.

...and you wonder about me??

echo doesn't A quack ducks.ok...Thanks Yoda

The lifespan of a dragon fly is 2 days :)

Elaphants are the only mamals that can't jump...and human flesh tastes like pork. I heard it somewhere...never tried it :icon16:

Elaphants are the only mamals that can't jump...and human flesh tastes like pork. I heard it somewhere...never tried it :icon16:

Elephants can too jump...haven't you ever seen George of the Junglehttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/redface.gif;)? Besides, I can think of a few other mammals that can't jump...like sloths, and white menhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/ices_lol_ani.gif.

Oh and it actually tastes more like wild boarhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/evil_lol.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.

Elephants can too jump...haven't you ever seen George of the Junglehttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/redface.gif;)? Besides, I can think of a few other mammals that can't jump...like sloths, and white menhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/ices_lol_ani.gif.

Oh and it actually tastes more like wild boarhttp://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/evil_lol.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif.


Hav'nt seen "Goerge of the jungle" but I saw a porn called " Whores of the jungle"...kinda similar but it's not rated G.

Sloths CAN jump...falling from a tree counts ya know. I dunno about white men :dunno:

Not gonna argue with you over what human flesh tastes like, I've never ate it. But you, for some reason, seem to know what it tastes like. :uhoh:

J/K

The creature with the most nipples is the tenrac, an insectivore indigenous to Madagascar. The tenrac typically has 22 to 24 nipples.

Typically, sex between snakes lasts between six and 12 hours.

White men can't jump, but black men can't swim. ;) :lol:

A pig's orgasm may last up to 30 minutes, but lions mate up to 30 times a day.

Which would you rather be?

Isnt this about heep? The guy who forced us to worship that fucking banana with a poop sign???? Back to the sledging.

that's him...he's a lil :screwy:

Typically, sex between snakes lasts between six and 12 hours.

Don't snakes lay eggs? :sly:

Don't snakes lay eggs? :sly:


And how do you think eggs get fertilised? :screwy:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Drive buy sperming.

Eating a chicken egg is like eating a chicken's period. And eating a chicken is eating a chicken's baby. :lol: chickens are funny.

Drive buy sperming.

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Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime. :wink:

Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime. :wink:

Just make sure no one leans on the window up button.

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Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime. :wink:
make sure the driver isnt going too fast or it will just get stuck to your cars paint, it is realy hard to get off once it dries.

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How is this a repost?

Hav'nt seen "Goerge of the jungle" but I saw a porn called " Whores of the jungle"...kinda similar but it's not rated G.


LOL :lol2:

Damn 10 character minimum.

How is this a repost?


It was a joke. I ment to type more but I couldn't get to the edit page because the server was busy.

Maybe we could create a pig-lion!

What, it stalks and hunts zebras and then rolls in its own shit?