Fascinate

The teacher asks the class "Can anyone give me a sentence using the word fascinate?"

Little Susie raises her hand and says " My family and I went to the zoo this weekend, it was fascinating."
The teacher says "Very good Susie, but I said use fascinate."
So Marie raises her hand and says " My family went to the zoo this weekend and saw the lions, we were fascinated."
Teacher responds saying " Also a good sentence, but once again i asked you to use fascinate."

So liitle Mikey raises his hand, but he had been know for using profane language before in class so the teacher was hesitant about calling on him. After a few seconds, the teacher decided there was no way that Mikey could turn around "fascinate", and she called on him.
"My sister has a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight"

:grinyes: :lol2: Nice

i believe that this is a repost, but anyway still wasnt to funny

:repost: or not, I've heard it before.

:repost: :lol2:

I posted that one about a month or so ago. You do get an "A" for effort though. :iceslolan

I posted that one about a month or so ago. You do get an "A" for effort though. :iceslolan

You are a bit generous in your grading scale :nono: :wink: