Picking on Ford:

No hating...just so happens I have seen a few Ford related anecdotes in my recent interweb browsings...thought I'd share;)...enjoy.
Career Counselor to student: "Well, if it's a steady job you want...you can look into becoming a Ford mechanic." Quote over the Internet: "My tools would rust if it weren't for Ford." In reference to a broken-down Ford: "Speed kills - drive a Honda...you'll live longer...drive a Ford, you'll live forever." Another quote from the Internet: "Built Ford tough...not just for marshmallows anymore." Question: "What's the difference beween a Viper snake and a Cobra?" Answer: "A Viper can spit out it's venom, a Cobra just blows." Another quote: "Ford finished fourth in the race...out of the big three." Question: "What's the difference between a Ford Mechanic and a Chevy mechanic?" Answer: "A Chevy mechanic does more 'maintenance' VS 'repair'..." Question: "Why did the mechanics' school student buy a Mustang?" Answer: "Practice."Yeah...I know...kinda lame...but oh well:screwy:.

:lol: I think they are great - mostly because its kind of accurate :smile:













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i like ford... :shakehead: well... the GT40 n e way :biggrin:

Another quote: "Ford finished fourth in the race...out of the big three."



You dink.. you got it wrong. Haven't I told you anything on Ford bashing? :shakehead

Just kidding people, but the real joke goes like this...

Ford = Fourth On Race Day... and out of the Big Three... Thats pretty bad.

*rim shot*

:naughty:

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