Birth of Air Force Bases

AIR FORCE STORY
I'll never forget her. It was MARCH and her name was KELLY. She had huge
CANNONs. I mean, talk about a MOUNTAIN HOME. The kind you'd just love to
TINKER with all night long. Just the thought of it made MINOT bulge in my
shorts. She walked up to me and whispered, GOODFELLOW, I want to SEYMOUR

JOHNSON. Then she began to kiss INCIRLIK my neck. I said, "Take it easy or
you'll give me a HICKAM." But she sharply retorted, "PATRICK, I want you
now!"...she pushed me over and I landed flat on my KEESLER. Compromising, I
replied, "You can LUKE at mine if you SHAW me yours." With that, OFFUTT

came her clothes, exposing her GRAND FORKS. I stripped; she took one look
at my purple POPE and remarked, "OSAN, That's the biggest one I've ever
seen...on a WHITEMAN, anyway." I couldn't take it any longer, I just wanted

her to ben DOVER so I could RAMSTEIN my HOLLOMAN into her KUNSAN. But I
never got the chance, because I suddenly realized that I was about to
HANSCOM. The next thing I knew, I had SPANGDAHLEM all over my legs and all
over her chest. I had emptied my big MACDILL pickle before the love had even
begun. I was embarassed that I couldn't RANDOLPH my PETERSON in her
MILDENHALL, but she looked at me and said, it was better that we didn't have
sex anyway since she's SCOTT gonnorhea.

Other members of the Air Force are going to get you for this :grinno:

AIR FORCE STORY
I'll never forget her. It was MARCH and her name was KELLY. She had huge
CANNONs. I mean, talk about a MOUNTAIN HOME. The kind you'd just love to
TINKER with all night long. Just the thought of it made MINOT bulge in my
shorts. She walked up to me and whispered, GOODFELLOW, I want to SEYMOUR

JOHNSON. Then she began to kiss INCIRLIK my neck. I said, "Take it easy or
you'll give me a HICKAM." But she sharply retorted, "PATRICK, I want you
now!"...she pushed me over and I landed flat on my KEESLER. Compromising, I
replied, "You can LUKE at mine if you SHAW me yours." With that, OFFUTT

came her clothes, exposing her GRAND FORKS. I stripped; she took one look
at my purple POPE and remarked, "OSAN, That's the biggest one I've ever
seen...on a WHITEMAN, anyway." I couldn't take it any longer, I just wanted

her to ben DOVER so I could RAMSTEIN my HOLLOMAN into her KUNSAN. But I
never got the chance, because I suddenly realized that I was about to
HANSCOM. The next thing I knew, I had SPANGDAHLEM all over my legs and all
over her chest. I had emptied my big MACDILL pickle before the love had even
begun. I was embarassed that I couldn't RANDOLPH my PETERSON in her
MILDENHALL, but she looked at me and said, it was better that we didn't have
sex anyway since she's SCOTT gonnorhea.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :cheers:

Oldie but goodie!

OF we go...into the wild blue yonder...flying high...

OF we go...into the wild blue yonder...flying high...


I hated singing that damn song in BMT. :greddy2:

lol, "SPANGDAHLEM"

I hated singing that damn song in BMT. :greddy2:

me too that shit was gay as hell..singing it in our pc gear in the A.M.