Ultimate Gift
RazorGTR
08-27-2003, 01:10 AM
What do you give to the person that has everything?
A Turdtwister (http://www.turdtwister.com/)
:evillol:
A Turdtwister (http://www.turdtwister.com/)
:evillol:
moondog
08-27-2003, 01:18 AM
Now I could say :what the hell were you searching for when you found that????" :screwy: (except I think I know where you got it, right?) :p
Sean
08-27-2003, 01:55 AM
wow.... I... I'm at a loss of words.
Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters for only $9.95. That's 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!
dishwasher safe? I don't think I could eat again. shit's not supposed to go through the food chain that quickly.
How the hell do you get it out?! oh wait:
And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.
damn right!
LOL, imagine walking into a public restroom and finding a Batman Turd lurking in the bottom of the bowl...
Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters for only $9.95. That's 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!
dishwasher safe? I don't think I could eat again. shit's not supposed to go through the food chain that quickly.
How the hell do you get it out?! oh wait:
And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.
damn right!
LOL, imagine walking into a public restroom and finding a Batman Turd lurking in the bottom of the bowl...
TheNotoriousMogg
08-27-2003, 02:18 AM
lol thats so wrong...dishwasher safe :puke:
Haibane
08-27-2003, 09:40 AM
This has to be one of the more disgusting things I have read about in a while
YogsVR4
08-27-2003, 10:05 AM
:uhoh: That thing is wrong in more way then I can count.
JeffForSale!
08-27-2003, 06:01 PM
You may wish to exercise or stretch your rectal opening prior to inserting the device. Trial insertions with other, smaller objects may ease the anxiety some users experience on using the Turd Twister for the first time. Start with something small, such as a pencil, or your finger, working your way up to thicker items such as a candle or a turkey-baster.
... *cough*
... *cough*
Sean
08-27-2003, 07:54 PM
IT's (and I quote) FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
2strokebloke
08-27-2003, 08:04 PM
I don't see the point. I mean, you could make the same end product with the playdoh factory - and the bonus would be that wouldn't have to insert it rectally.
jon@af
08-27-2003, 11:28 PM
Razor, my eyes are pissed at you after reading that. :uhoh:
taranaki
08-28-2003, 08:22 PM
Imust be losing my touch.Saw this a week ago,decided not to post it. :redface:
Sean
08-28-2003, 11:23 PM
IT's (and I quote) FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
"Hey son, have you seen the christmas tree attachment?" "I think mom put it on the christmas tree, just use the birthday cake one"
(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
"Hey son, have you seen the christmas tree attachment?" "I think mom put it on the christmas tree, just use the birthday cake one"
(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
Haibane
08-28-2003, 11:57 PM
"Hey son, have you seen the christmas tree attachment?" "I think mom put it on the christmas tree, just use the birthday cake one"
(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
Why stoop so low just for a meazily post count.
Anyhow man I just wanna:puke:thinking about that
(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
Why stoop so low just for a meazily post count.
Anyhow man I just wanna:puke:thinking about that
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