OMG, A Viper!!!

i was making my rounds around the neighborhood looking for someone to race and i saw a 4th gen accord with like 3 guys in it. i pull up next to it and then i saw a white mustang. then this big F-150 that was like only 2 inches off the ground cut all of us off. then i saw like the tightest charger i ever seen in my life. but after i saw all of those cool cars i saw the grand daddy of them all. a red VIPER!!! I thought all of those cars were about to race or something so i slowed down and got behind all of them. they were cruising at about 30 in a 45 so i drove past all of the cars hella fast. YAYYYY i BEAT A VIPER!!!! you guys think i would have beat him if he knew we were racing?

Originally posted by Jerren
you guys think i would have beat him if he knew we were racing? Yes. I'm sure you would have. :smoka:

;)

Go go gadget rocket! Sweet you saw a viper. There's a yellow one around here all the time. Of course some old guy drives it.

Sure you could beat him. He would never stand a chance.... :D ;) :p

yea you would have won if he was parked getting a burger or something lol :flipa:

Haha, I'm sure you would have taken him :silly2: LOL

I raced a Viper at the track once...
Never even expected it.

Trans Am taillights are puuuuuuurty! :bandit: :smoker2:

lol, yeh i know i would have smoked him.

I know this guy at school who's dad has a viper. It sounds like turd. I don't know what is wrong with it?!?! It sounds like it has holes in the exhaust and pieces of loose metal bangin around under the hood.

lemme get that viper on a twisty, loose-gravel road. better yet throw in some potholes! or if nothing else gimme a few corners and some rain and ill take him. driving a rally car as a daily driver is fun!

alternatively, i could get in my honda 600z and race through a 3 foot wide opening, then i could say i beat him in a 31hp honda!

I let you fly by me, I wasn't in the mood for racing

Yeah, Viper's sound like garbage.
Kinda like a mean, 4 cylinder engine running open headers....

It's cuz of the V12 with dual exhaust.
They just sound funny.

ummm vipers have v-10's.....

Yeap, sure do, once of few. But anything other than 8, doesn't sound "muscular", it's a phenomenon, I guess, hehe.

oops. forgot.
i was thinkin "ferrari" :D :cool:

i also have a video of a viper with an aftermarket cam that is very "lumpy" and it still sounds like a ricer on steroids....
I don't like the sound of em at all.

Originally posted by Blackbird01
oops. forgot.
i was thinkin "ferrari" :D :cool:

...and it still sounds like a ricer on steroids....
I don't like the sound of em at all.

:(

Originally posted by Blackbird01
sounds like a ricer on steroids....
I don't like the sound of em at all. Oh please vipers are one of the sweetest sounding cars I think. :)

haha i downloaded this video called "grand am smokes viper on freeway" and when i watched it the grand am just passed the viper the viper didnt even try he just drove 55 the whole time and the dumbasses in the grand am were like "WOOHOO WE KILLED HIM!" guess they thought their intake and clear blinkers made them REALLY fast!

Originally posted by ldelaysionl
guess they thought their intake and clear blinkers made them REALLY fast!

Hey! As you will see once my "rice mods" list is complete, clear anything is a major power booster! Intakes I can't mess with cuz they require actual work under the hood.:smoka:

my town has a lot of the midlife crisis people with vipers. I see one almost every day. Theres also some 20 yrold kid with a viper gts rolling around. Theyre mixed in with the all too common saleens that plague my town< my town has the only liscensed saleen dealer in like the midwest or something and nobody wanted to spring for the supercharged ones> My brother likes to pick on them in his SLP SS. theres also the occasional porsche, NSX, orM5. i even saw a DB7 once.

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE???

If you're in Illinois, I'd bet my bottom dollar (what the hell does that mean:confused: :D ) that you live in Highland Park

Highland Park or Lake Forest.

I saw a BMW Z8 driving down the road in Lake Forest.
Pretty nice lookin' cars.

i live in wildwood, mo a suburb of st. louis. theres all kinds of nice cars driven by old people here. we tried to get some dude in a new t-bird to race us in my brothers SLP ss the other day but he wouldnt.

Originally posted by ldelaysionl
lemme get that viper on a twisty, loose-gravel road. better yet throw in some potholes! or if nothing else gimme a few corners and some rain and ill take him. driving a rally car as a daily driver is fun!

Well isn't that a nice fair comparo? A RWD Torque monste Vs. and AWD rally car on a loose road, hmmm. Lets not think too hard on this one. I don't think the Viper was built with that in mind. However, on the blacktop the Viper will tear you a new one.

of course it wasnt a fair comparison. if something has 400 more hp than me, im gonna try my best to give myself an unfair advantage!

Ok, fair enough.

Originally posted by Polygon


Well isn't that a nice fair comparo? A RWD Torque monste Vs. and AWD rally car on a loose road, hmmm. Lets not think too hard on this one. I don't think the Viper was built with that in mind. However, on the blacktop the Viper will tear you a new one.

I was thinking the same thing, but it looks like youall cleared that up real quick LOL. If I was giving the other car 400hp i'd hope for more than just loose gravel, id hope the whole damn road collasped under him after I went by first. Cause after the twisties that 400+ hp he has on you will fry your ass on that strait!!!!! He will be :flipa: and you will be:eek: !!!

haha i revved up at a viper that was next to me one day but he didnt take off. i was just gonna launch and then hit my brakes and not keep going so hed think i was fast or something cuz all hed see was my launch.

lol Jerren

my friend did similar to a 67 vette on an empty highway around here in the middle of the night....

the vette didn't like it one bit.... all of a sudden we hear this roar from behind us and the vette goes flying by us... he disappeared over the horizon... we guessed he was doing well over 100mph heh