Masacre!!!

I was going down the road after work and i spotted a 95 accord. It had this flashy paint job White Racing rallys (17-18")and a hole bunch of stickers. he had a bumblebee muffler too. i said i'm going to go for it. so i caught up with him at about 50 mph. and cut on my fog lights. i got even with him and after we got out of a curve we both floored it. He put about 30-50 yards between us. i could hear his muffler over my stereo!!! i was like OH MY GOD!!!. I started flashing my lights at him trying to get him to stop and he kept on going. so when i finally caught him he told me that he just downshifted into 3rd gear. I thought he had NOS or something the way he blew me away. he works at arby's right next door to the burgerking that i work at. Man his car was nice. Getting killed by it was so tight!

oh yah i left this part out.
I lost my entire drivetrain at around 30mph, then a rod shot through the block, glanced off a passing tanker truck filled with gas, which exploded and threw flaming wreckage in my path that popped all of my tires, which in turn caused me to swerve and hit a van full of Nuns.
I then had several Nuns caught in my undercarriage which caused my car to veer off a 100ft embankment and slightly explode on contact with a propane filling station. One of the tanks blew up and shot up like a rocket, clipping the wing of a passing UPS jet which crashed into the Ohio River and made a huge wave that drowned more than 3000 people along the shores.
I was kinda sore, but generally unhurt.

i dont know how i could have forgot all of that?

LOL... you eeeediot!! Haha

what? this is a true storry.:confused:

May the lord help us all! :D

nice to see we still have super hero'es running around even if they drive slow auto accords oh im sorry i meant slow auto efi 89 accords. There you go buddy just keep fighting crime and keep the streets free of those in turbo diesel mercedes and ohhhhhhh keep those pesky old school cavaliers in check too they really annoy at stoplights with thier fifty rust spots and suspensions with so much bounce might as well be pepe locos :bandit: caddy on hydrolics acting like its on crack (lol). But yep yep keep them away they are a little too annoying for me and that's why we have you anyways :rolleyes:

Makes me glad that I don't live in St. Louis......

actually all of these races took place in Kentucky. and for mr smartguy, i'll just igg u. to avoid any bs.

hmmm. Purehonda used to be :

gsr's and Si's goin at it, with commentary from 90notch and blackbird.

now we have two old, slow accords.

hmmm. I think drift needs to send a mass e-mail to everyone that use to on ph, and give them the new address.

jerren you drive an auto accord why are you talking shit to everyone?

what? i'm not talking shit to any one. btw, i just got it converted to a 5-speed smart ass. What? I said i just got it converted to a 5 speed! Show me where i talked some shit to somebody w/o them attacking me first? I just posted my race stories to get this section going.

your car is a manual, your car is all show and no go, your car is not a true street racing machine with your listed mods, therefore stop being ignorant before you cause an accident

i would call it rice too but your taste in your car is your preference

lol, what are you gonna do? call the police on me. sure. go for it. i never claimed for my car to be a street machine or the fastest car in the world. i dont understand what would make it rice as well. I street race just like millions of people do in the world. so respect that. I mod my car just like the next guy.

Originally posted by Jerren
what? i'm not talking shit to any one. btw, i just got it converted to a 5-speed smart ass. What? I said i just got it converted to a 5 speed! Show me where i talked some shit to somebody w/o them attacking me first? I just posted my race stories to get this section going.

these aren't racing stories....racing a crappy 90 cavalier...what? do you kick puppies too

your stories are killing the section...shit plunking in the toilet is music compared to these stories:flipa:

ok madtownhonda. thanks for your comment. if you dont like my stories it is very easy to skip them.

Originally posted by Jerren
ok madtownhonda. thanks for your comment. if you dont like my stories it is very easy to skip them.

live with it...I make assclown comments on every post I read:flipa:

oh ok. i dont know what an ass clown is but i rather not know.

Originally posted by Jerren
what? i'm not talking shit to any one. btw, i just got it converted to a 5-speed smart ass. What? I said i just got it converted to a 5 speed! Show me where i talked some shit to somebody w/o them attacking me first? I just posted my race stories to get this section going.

WHo did the swap for you? Did you do it yourself? PLease enlighten me on the procedures...I remember just like 3 days ago, your talking about popping it into d3 and racing a benz...NOt a regular i/h/e guy can do a auto to manual swap in 2-3 days....especially when welding is inlvolved

Originally posted by Audiobahnman
hmmm. Purehonda used to be :

gsr's and Si's goin at it, with commentary from 90notch and blackbird.

now we have two old, slow accords.

hmmm. I think drift needs to send a mass e-mail to everyone that use to on ph, and give them the new address.

Hey man, I'm from PH. You probably don't remember me, but oh well!!! Not to many people coming over from PH. I'm gettin' kinda sad!!!

I haven't even seen Drift or Moppie or Blackbird or anyone!!!

- Phat_Si

Originally posted by Phat_Si


Hey man, I'm from PH. You probably don't remember me, but oh well!!! Not to many people coming over from PH. I'm gettin' kinda sad!!!

I haven't even seen Drift or Moppie or Blackbird or anyone!!!

- Phat_Si
Look more, Blackbird's the only one I haven't seen yet

Originally posted by TheMasterG

Look more, Blackbird's the only one I haven't seen yet

I've seen blackbird..not in here though

Originally posted by pvang31019


WHo did the swap for you? Did you do it yourself? PLease enlighten me on the procedures...I remember just like 3 days ago, your talking about popping it into d3 and racing a benz...NOt a regular i/h/e guy can do a auto to manual swap in 2-3 days....especially when welding is inlvolved

Someone needs to do their home work. Ok let me educate you. Check the dates of all of my race stories. all have the same dates right? Ok, when 3geez transferred to AF.com this section was empty. I posted all of these stories from our old board. In real life, these races took place over a span of 5 months. not 2 days.

As far as the swap, I haven't had my car in 3 weeks. It's been in the shop everysince late Nov. I ruined my tranny and decided to get it converted. I'm not doing the conversion my self because I'm in college 350 miles away from home and I dont have a gargage. If you would like to see the procedure of doing a auto-5 speed conversion feel free to visit our section of the board and check out the how to's.

Thank you for your time.

Originally posted by Jerren


Someone needs to do their home work. Ok let me educate you. Check the dates of all of my race stories. all have the same dates right? Ok, when 3geez transferred to AF.com this section was empty. I posted all of these stories from our old board. In real life, these races took place over a span of 5 months. not 2 days.

As far as the swap, I haven't had my car in 3 weeks. It's been in the shop everysince late Nov. I ruined my tranny and decided to get it converted. I'm not doing the conversion my self because I'm in college 350 miles away from home and I dont have a gargage. If you would like to see the procedure of doing a auto-5 speed conversion feel free to visit our section of the board and check out the how to's.

Thank you for your time.

I find it hilarious that your telling paul how to do a 5 speed conversion and how to become edumacated :lol2:

granted you don't know him...but I'm backing you up Paul but I'm sure you can rip him a new asshole yourself:lol2:

Originally posted by madtownhonda
granted you don't know him...Here's the key point. You're all new to AF.

Jerren is right; there is PureHonda history, and there is 3geez history, and unfortunately, we don't have it all here for reference.

So, like he's said before, Jerren saw your empty PH forum, and tried to help you guys out by starting some threads. What's so bad with that? I think you guys are going a little overboard here. He doesn't know you, or Paul, and you don't know him. It's not like there's bad blood here between all of you; there's no blood here, because there's no history...

Originally posted by madtownhonda


I find it hilarious that your telling paul how to do a 5 speed conversion and how to become edumacated :lol2:

granted you don't know him...but I'm backing you up Paul but I'm sure you can rip him a new asshole yourself:lol2:

Paul asked me how do you do the conversion so i told him. I dont really see where you come into play in this whole thing. and i prefer that Paul never gets that close to my asshole.

It seems as if you guys think i'm here to start shit. You are wayyyy off. I came in peace and I will leave in peace. We are all car enthusiasts here. NObody should bash somebody else who cares for their car. I clean my car 2-3 times a week just like any of you would. i'll take care of any car that i have rather its a 89 accord or a Dodge Viper. I love my accord, i love honda, i love cars. Why the fukk do you guys wish to jump down my throat on every post that i make out side of the 3rd gen section. You people really need to evaluate yourselves.

Originally posted by Jerren


Paul asked me how do you do the conversion so i told him. I dont really see where you come into play in this whole thing. and i prefer that Paul never gets that close to my asshole.

It seems as if you guys think i'm here to start shit. You are wayyyy off. I came in peace and I will leave in peace. We are all car enthusiasts here. NObody should bash somebody else who cares for their car. I clean my car 2-3 times a week just like any of you would. i'll take care of any car that i have rather its a 89 accord or a Dodge Viper. I love my accord, i love honda, i love cars. Why the fukk do you guys wish to jump down my throat on every post that i make out side of the 3rd gen section. You people really need to evaluate yourselves.

I have no hard feelings....I tend to piss a lot of people off....I guess I don't take the internet stuff seriously:D

I don't go anywhere to start shit, I guess I'll just be the outsider in this forum:lol2:

Yeh whatever. WHAT? I said yeh whatever son...

Up until this post, I don't see anything wrong with Jerren's posts....I can see how people saw all of the posts in one day by Jerren and assumed he was an ass clown, especially after this one. Let's all hug and get along now. This thread is done.