Redneck Logic
kris
12-01-2001, 06:01 PM
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.
The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do," grinned the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.
"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?
"What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.
The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do," grinned the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.
"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?
Cosworth
12-01-2001, 06:04 PM
lmao:lol2: :hehe:
gang$tarr
12-01-2001, 07:38 PM
ROFL :hehehe: :hehehe: hahah
Rich
12-01-2001, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?
:lol2: :hehe: :hehe:
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?
:lol2: :hehe: :hehe:
YellowMaranello
12-01-2001, 10:38 PM
LOL:D
Spec2 Girl
12-01-2001, 11:43 PM
LMAO, that was great! :D :hehehe:
primera man
12-01-2001, 11:56 PM
Very good !!!
AEstud
12-01-2001, 11:56 PM
:bandit:
RazorGTR
12-02-2001, 03:56 AM
:lol2: :lol2: Too funny but sounds sooooooo true
blatch
12-02-2001, 01:43 PM
lol. funnye!
hermunn123
12-02-2001, 03:24 PM
i gots a redneck joke...
a redneck and his wife just had thier 17th kid and decided that was enough. they went to two doctors in the big city. castration was way too exspensive, so they went back to the boondocks. the local doctor there recommended an easy solution. he told the redneck to put a cherry bomb in an empty beer bottle and hold it up to his ear and count to ten. the redneck decided to do that, though he was somewhat confused why he should put it up to his ear. he went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a bottle. he put the bottle up to his and proceeded to count to ten.
1...2...3...4...5...
when he hit 5, he put the bottle between his legs and proceeded counting to ten on his other hand.
6...7...
a redneck and his wife just had thier 17th kid and decided that was enough. they went to two doctors in the big city. castration was way too exspensive, so they went back to the boondocks. the local doctor there recommended an easy solution. he told the redneck to put a cherry bomb in an empty beer bottle and hold it up to his ear and count to ten. the redneck decided to do that, though he was somewhat confused why he should put it up to his ear. he went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a bottle. he put the bottle up to his and proceeded to count to ten.
1...2...3...4...5...
when he hit 5, he put the bottle between his legs and proceeded counting to ten on his other hand.
6...7...
CamaroGirl86
12-02-2001, 04:09 PM
ROTFL :hehehe::hehehe:
hermunn123
12-02-2001, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by CamaroGirl86
ROTFL :hehehe::hehehe:
which one?
ROTFL :hehehe::hehehe:
which one?
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