Another old "priceless" joke, funny as hell though
Ricochet
08-26-2003, 08:55 AM
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?''
I replied I'm late for work. "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on that cop's face: PRICELESS
I replied I'm late for work. "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on that cop's face: PRICELESS
YogsVR4
08-26-2003, 09:34 AM
ahhhhhh :sly:
Haibane
08-26-2003, 09:38 AM
:lol2: as for yogs :banghead:
2of9
08-26-2003, 09:42 AM
its ok but :screwy:
slave
08-26-2003, 06:20 PM
Thats older than Taranaki.
YogsVR4
08-26-2003, 06:35 PM
Thats older than Taranaki.
The mountain or the moderator :wink:
The mountain or the moderator :wink:
slave
08-26-2003, 06:40 PM
The mountain or the moderator :wink:
He he, I was under the impression they share the same b'day!!! :redface:
He he, I was under the impression they share the same b'day!!! :redface:
Oz
08-26-2003, 08:27 PM
:lol2::lol2:
ChopinPorkChop
08-27-2003, 12:33 AM
:rofl: nice one..
TheNotoriousMogg
08-27-2003, 12:38 AM
He he, I was under the impression they share the same b'day!!! :redface:
:owned: ouch that was a good one Gavin :lol:
:owned: ouch that was a good one Gavin :lol:
Sean
08-27-2003, 02:06 AM
:lol: :rofl: :spit:
I'm sorry, I need to take a break from AF for awhile. I can't take this. After the turd twister, I need to let my spleen recover :cwm27:
I'm sorry, I need to take a break from AF for awhile. I can't take this. After the turd twister, I need to let my spleen recover :cwm27:
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