You Can Keep Her
kris
12-01-2001, 04:58 PM
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he said to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?" he uttered and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.
"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice night", said the officer.
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"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he said to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?" he uttered and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.
"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice night", said the officer.
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Jay!
12-01-2001, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
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RazorGTR
12-01-2001, 05:17 PM
ROTFLMAO :flash:
kris
12-01-2001, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by jay@af
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Well, I have plenty more. :p
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Well, I have plenty more. :p
gang$tarr
12-01-2001, 06:32 PM
LMAO :D :D heheh
YogsVR4
12-01-2001, 06:35 PM
Are we recycling jokes these days? If so, I got a bunch of good ones from a few months ago :)
speediva
12-01-2001, 06:36 PM
hmmmmmmmm...
changes story so it's woman letting cop keep man...
*lol* cool! ;)
changes story so it's woman letting cop keep man...
*lol* cool! ;)
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 06:50 PM
Haha! :hehehe: :hehe: I've heard that before, but it's still so funny!
primera man
12-02-2001, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Are we recycling jokes these days? If so, I got a bunch of good ones from a few months ago :) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH !!!!....j/k
Are we recycling jokes these days? If so, I got a bunch of good ones from a few months ago :) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH !!!!....j/k
CamaroGirl86
12-02-2001, 04:50 PM
LMFAO :hehehe:
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