Since OT is boring today, and Yogs has been slacking..
kris
12-01-2001, 05:51 PM
Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
YogsVR4
12-01-2001, 07:27 PM
Sorry dude. Been a busy hunting season so I haven't had time to dig up the good ones. These were pretty good. I gotta find the Star Wars ones like this.
I dont care what it smells like - get in there!
Get outta there Wedge, you're not doing any good back there!
She's gonna blow!
Theres a bunch more. I'll take a look for them when I get home on Monday.
I dont care what it smells like - get in there!
Get outta there Wedge, you're not doing any good back there!
She's gonna blow!
Theres a bunch more. I'll take a look for them when I get home on Monday.
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:09 PM
Indeed, OT has been slow and boring for the past three days.
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:10 PM
What are you talking about? The whole internet is boring! :mad:
I'm sick and tired of all this clicking and typing. I need a peripheral that will just shoot all the information on the internet into my brain with a bazooka. :hehe:
I'm sick and tired of all this clicking and typing. I need a peripheral that will just shoot all the information on the internet into my brain with a bazooka. :hehe:
Spec2 Girl
12-01-2001, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
Indeed, OT has been slow and boring for the past three days. That's because I haven't been on very much the last few days! :p :hehehe:
Indeed, OT has been slow and boring for the past three days. That's because I haven't been on very much the last few days! :p :hehehe:
RazorGTR
12-01-2001, 08:12 PM
could that be because you had a great guest at the house for a week?
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by jay@af
What are you talking about? The whole internet is boring! :mad:
I'm sick and tired of all this clicking and typing. I need a peripheral that will just shoot all the information on the internet into my brain with a bazooka. :hehe:
No, the bazooka is a bad idea. Actually, I think that's the whole problem behind the Internet--information overload and instant gratification. I get tired of stuff so quickly cuz of the internet. I find something interesting, but then overload myself by looking it up on the internet until I hate it.
Yeah, the internet is boring. A don't go anywhere anymore. Bookmarks are useless. About the only thing I do is email, school (homework), forums, and shop.
What are you talking about? The whole internet is boring! :mad:
I'm sick and tired of all this clicking and typing. I need a peripheral that will just shoot all the information on the internet into my brain with a bazooka. :hehe:
No, the bazooka is a bad idea. Actually, I think that's the whole problem behind the Internet--information overload and instant gratification. I get tired of stuff so quickly cuz of the internet. I find something interesting, but then overload myself by looking it up on the internet until I hate it.
Yeah, the internet is boring. A don't go anywhere anymore. Bookmarks are useless. About the only thing I do is email, school (homework), forums, and shop.
Spec2 Girl
12-01-2001, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Razorgtst
could that be because you had a great guest at the house for a week? Great guest???? Who would that have been???I ain't had no great guests staying with me :p :angel: :hehehe:
could that be because you had a great guest at the house for a week? Great guest???? Who would that have been???I ain't had no great guests staying with me :p :angel: :hehehe:
RazorGTR
12-01-2001, 08:15 PM
Naaa just some silly dirty ol bugger hahahaha
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
No, the bazooka is a bad idea. Actually, I think that's the whole problem behind the Internet--information overload and instant gratification. I get tired of stuff so quickly cuz of the internet. I find something interesting, but then overload myself by looking it up on the internet until I hate it. I'm not like that. When I like something, I can't get enough. Then, you know how you get to the point when it gets boring and you do something else? I don't get there. My tolerance for the things I like is sky-high.
Depeche Mode sang:
Just can't get enough,
Just can't get enough
That's me. :D
No, the bazooka is a bad idea. Actually, I think that's the whole problem behind the Internet--information overload and instant gratification. I get tired of stuff so quickly cuz of the internet. I find something interesting, but then overload myself by looking it up on the internet until I hate it. I'm not like that. When I like something, I can't get enough. Then, you know how you get to the point when it gets boring and you do something else? I don't get there. My tolerance for the things I like is sky-high.
Depeche Mode sang:
Just can't get enough,
Just can't get enough
That's me. :D
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by jay@af
I'm not like that. When I like something, I can't get enough.
As your post count clearly shows. ;)
I'm not like that. When I like something, I can't get enough.
As your post count clearly shows. ;)
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:19 PM
In fact, my wife ends up hating everything I like, just because I don't know when to quit. She used to like Radiohead... ;)
kris
12-01-2001, 08:23 PM
I hate working on a computer with internet access at work, I use it all up. Now it is just plain boring. :(
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
I hate working on a computer with internet access at work, I use it all up. Now it is just plain boring. :(
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
I hate working on a computer with internet access at work, I use it all up. Now it is just plain boring. :(
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter. I can't afford to do something. If I could, I'd go autocrossing.. :flash:
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter. I can't afford to do something. If I could, I'd go autocrossing.. :flash:
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:34 PM
Well I see you have a hobby: building model cars.
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
Well I see you have a hobby: building model cars. And then talking about them on the internet... :D See? It all comes back here!
Well I see you have a hobby: building model cars. And then talking about them on the internet... :D See? It all comes back here!
jinushaun
12-01-2001, 08:37 PM
OT: I'm currently building a Toyota Celica myself. I did a nasty (bad) silver paint job.
Jay!
12-01-2001, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
OT: I'm currently building a Toyota Celica myself. I did a nasty (bad) silver paint job. Join us! (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=927)
OT: I'm currently building a Toyota Celica myself. I did a nasty (bad) silver paint job. Join us! (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=927)
blatch
12-02-2001, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
You have snow!? I have two snowboards and a 4 acre front yard with a big-ass hill. building snow-ramps rules. but i have no snow to do it with yet...
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
You have snow!? I have two snowboards and a 4 acre front yard with a big-ass hill. building snow-ramps rules. but i have no snow to do it with yet...
kris
12-02-2001, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
How can I do this, when I work on a computer for 12 hours a day? Well, except when I decide to milk my paid time off. :)
The remedy is to get out and do something. I'm learning to snowboard this winter.
How can I do this, when I work on a computer for 12 hours a day? Well, except when I decide to milk my paid time off. :)
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