Air Force vs Sex

The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than the Air Force!

10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes the Air Force, except for virgins and only

> because they haven't had sex yet.

> 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs,etc... Air Force just sucks.

> 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. With the Air Force you

> feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

> 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

> 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas the Air Force drives people to

> drink.

> 5. Sex relieves stress. The Air Force is the cause of stress.

> 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

> 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

> 2. Sex is easier. There's no chain of command, only one "Captain Winky."

>

> And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than the Air Force is:

> 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. In

> the Air Force, you get screwed regardless.

Looks like a career in the Army then Notorious? :iceslolan

Oh, so you get disciplined in the Air Force? (contrary to popular belief?!)















j/k :icon16: funny stuff, could say the same thing about the Corps!

lol! i saw the title and was like.... hmmmm must be mogg posting

but still :lol:

Ha ha nice one Darrell!!