His her diary
Haibane
08-21-2003, 09:51 PM
Most likely you have heard this before, just with a different twist
HER DIARY
Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today the Falcons lost; Mike Vick broke his leg, but at least I got laid.
HER DIARY
Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today the Falcons lost; Mike Vick broke his leg, but at least I got laid.
TheNotoriousMogg
08-21-2003, 10:20 PM
remake of an oldie but good none the less :grinyes:
Hobbes
08-21-2003, 11:05 PM
HIS DIARY
Today the Falcons lost; Mike Vick broke his leg, but at least I got laid.
Go Ravens!!!
Sorry, had to say that (although I'm not a Ravens fan ever since they got lucky and beat the Titans at the Super Bowl). :angryfire
Today the Falcons lost; Mike Vick broke his leg, but at least I got laid.
Go Ravens!!!
Sorry, had to say that (although I'm not a Ravens fan ever since they got lucky and beat the Titans at the Super Bowl). :angryfire
MaNtiS3024
08-21-2003, 11:09 PM
Go Ravens!!!
Sorry, had to say that (although I'm not a Ravens fan ever since they got lucky and beat the Titans at the Super Bowl). :angryfire
hey now...ravens didnt get lucky that game, it was a complete shutout, cept for one TD. Ravens just had an awesome team that year, or should i say defense.
Sorry, had to say that (although I'm not a Ravens fan ever since they got lucky and beat the Titans at the Super Bowl). :angryfire
hey now...ravens didnt get lucky that game, it was a complete shutout, cept for one TD. Ravens just had an awesome team that year, or should i say defense.
Hobbes
08-21-2003, 11:21 PM
hey now...ravens didnt get lucky that game, it was a complete shutout, cept for one TD. Ravens just had an awesome team that year, or should i say defense.
I'll give you that. However, if they had given Tenn that one yard for the TD then the outcome could have been a little different.
I'll give you that. However, if they had given Tenn that one yard for the TD then the outcome could have been a little different.
Sean
08-21-2003, 11:28 PM
it was a :repost:, but im not going to complain because its a good one :biggrin:
stubacca
08-22-2003, 12:18 PM
:repost: , but still damn funny....
YogsVR4
08-22-2003, 01:44 PM
I know there has to be some new stuff out there someplace.....
Haibane
08-22-2003, 02:19 PM
I know there has to be some new stuff out there someplace.....
go look and let us know
go look and let us know
grimmy
08-23-2003, 06:12 PM
true, good luck finding it
Midnight Racer
08-23-2003, 10:02 PM
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