The Real Shiz

A question for the real shiz - how do I check my engine oil.

First, you pull the dipstick out of your little brother's anus, and stick it back in your piece of crap Diamante's stroker motor. But it's probably in pieces, and 60 miles away, so you'd be better off just checking your anal lube fluid levels...

Welcome to the forum, Sambo.

Shiz, thanks for the help man I will give that a go.

By the way wrong person, guesswho.

See you at Gweilo