Who cuts the grass
Ricochet
08-19-2003, 03:33 PM
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she
came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey
bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass".
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she
came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey
bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass".
Cyprus106
08-19-2003, 03:42 PM
ROFMLAO (wooooow.... now my message "must be at least 10 characters long" :swear: so here's the spacewaster shit... :disappoin )
TheNotoriousMogg
08-19-2003, 03:47 PM
I heard that one last week...still a good one though :lol: :grinyes:
stubacca
08-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Good one!
But Budweiser???? :eek7:
But Budweiser???? :eek7:
YogsVR4
08-19-2003, 04:41 PM
This was popular back in the early eighties. (and probably before then)
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