Pregnant Lady...

PREGNANT

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus and took a seat. She
noticed the man opposite her was grinning at her. She immediately moved
to another seat. This time the grin turned into a smile, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. Finally on her fourth move, the man
burst out laughing. She complained to the driver who radioed the police
and the man was arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about age 20) what

he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
like this: "When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
pregnant condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint
Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a sign that said 'William's Big Stick Did
the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just
lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!"

cute :lol2:

You are really going to ancient history for these aren't you :nono:

They used to do that one with Phillips 66 and Seagrams 7 mixed into that joke as well.