Grandma's Oranges

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel, and Lulu
was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother
that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's
awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your
age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the
skin back and suck them dry.".........
The policeman fainted.

:spit: :lol: good one man :thumbsup:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol2:

:spit: And just to give some other people bad visuals :useless: :nutkick: :thefinger

Now that was funny :icon16:

didn't see that one coming. :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spit: that ones new to me!

:spit: And just to give some other people bad visuals :useless: :nutkick: :thefinger

:banghead: BAD MENTAL IMAGE GET OUT GET OUT :banghead: :banghead:

:lol2: :iceslolan :rofl: :bigthumb:
never heard that one before

lmao
that one cracked me up :biggrin:

no no no no wrong wrong! *sits in corner rocking* can't sleep clowns will eat me...