Joke0r
Oz
08-17-2003, 01:46 AM
A bloke has been on a huge bender and wakes up the next morning feeling really crap. To his amazement he finds his clothes all laid out for him on the chair, shoes polished everything looking smart as. He can't believe it, his wife usually beats him up when he gets home pissed. He gets out of bed and goes to the kitchen and there is a beautiful breakfast ready for him including a fresh pot of brewed coffee, the lot. The guy asks his son who is sitting at the table 'what happened last night'?
The son says, 'well when you arrived home you were so drunk that you broke down the front door, staggered into the lounge room and threw up everywhere then started swinging punches at me'. The father asks 'so what happened next'?
Next mum drags you into the bedroom and tries to get your pants off so she can get you into bed and you screamed, fuck off you filthy slut , I'm married.
The son says, 'well when you arrived home you were so drunk that you broke down the front door, staggered into the lounge room and threw up everywhere then started swinging punches at me'. The father asks 'so what happened next'?
Next mum drags you into the bedroom and tries to get your pants off so she can get you into bed and you screamed, fuck off you filthy slut , I'm married.
Suislide
08-17-2003, 01:48 AM
hahaha.
i'm also guessing you didn't mean to post this in the black-out thread as well? :rofl:
i'm also guessing you didn't mean to post this in the black-out thread as well? :rofl:
Toksin
08-17-2003, 01:51 AM
LOL
Heard it before, but still, LOL.
Heard it before, but still, LOL.
TheNotoriousMogg
08-17-2003, 02:15 AM
an oldie but a goodie :thumbsup:
Graphik Styles
08-17-2003, 11:33 AM
haha yo that was wicked :rofl:
ac427cpe
08-17-2003, 02:28 PM
that was a good one!
YogsVR4
08-17-2003, 02:31 PM
:lol: Good one
grimmy
08-17-2003, 04:19 PM
that is a good one
tonioseven
08-17-2003, 04:41 PM
:lol: Good one
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