Whale of a Story
tonioseven
08-15-2003, 01:01 PM
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were
swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going
to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up
before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse
to swallow the seamen."
they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were
swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going
to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up
before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse
to swallow the seamen."
YogsVR4
08-15-2003, 01:03 PM
:lol2: :thumbsup:
grimmy
08-16-2003, 02:27 PM
hehehe :iceslolan
TheNotoriousMogg
08-16-2003, 02:29 PM
good one man :lol: :icon16:
Camber
08-16-2003, 09:18 PM
:rofl: :lol:
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