Soccer mom in a H2

Hey, today I saw a soccer mom in a H2 for the first time in my life. I normally see only off-roaders driving it who actually use all of the off-road capabilities the H2 offers. Has anyone else seen this amazing site of soccer moms driving H2s?

Nothing but.

Since I don't drive off-road. The only place I see the H2 is on the roads. Quite a few tooling around here.

The only SUVs and trucks I see dirtied with mud and grass are older Jeeps and small Toyota trucks. H2, Frontier, Explorer, Land Cruiser, X5 etc. are always clean.

Hey, today I saw a soccer mom in a H2 for the first time in my life. I normally see only off-roaders driving it who actually use all of the off-road capabilities the H2 offers. Has anyone else seen this amazing site of soccer moms driving H2s?

you know someone who off roads in an H2 they ought to be shot. the H2 does not belong off road it is a soccer mom ride not an offraod beast. the original hummer is where its at. i would off road in a grand am and be called insane before id be cought dead in a H2. i mean they destroyed the hummer. they put it on a FORD EXPEDITION chasis and raised it 2 inches whooo ho i could do that myself. the suspension is nowhere neer that which the hummer had. no more indevidual wheen rotation. no more adjustable tire preasure(i could be wrong on this one).

off road vehicles are subaru imrreza/wrx, JEEP, HUMMER anything can go offroad but these are vehicles that belong off road the H2 should just vanish and go to hell already

Why would you WANT to go off-road in something that big?

Yeah.. I think tryin' to mud in an H2 would be kinda f'd up.. How are you supposed to weave through trees and sh*t with somethin' that big? The muddin' road we go down in our dodge 4x4 is real narrow with ruts that are up to my knees.. an H2 couldn't survive down there.. lol :grinno:

they put it on a FORD EXPEDITION chasis and raised it 2 inchesclose except not really, GM owns the Hummer name so it would be silly to use the expedition chassis.
I've seen one really dirty though, looked awesome.

A while ago I was at work, a group of about 13 H2's and 1 H1 came into the gas station, those mofos filled up the entire place. I looked out the window and said, "cool, an h2" then started to walk away, then I saw another one... "hey a 2nd h2, and a 3rd..." finally I ended the count with 14 hummers total. It was a crazy site, dwarfed every single raised off road truck in the place, and mostly soccer mom and neat freak rich boys were driving.

After they all left a gang of black people in a black H2 with all the decked out shit on it came up, they were real assholes too, bastards. That's my little story. :p

As much as I hate to say it... H2s are quite good off-road (but they are still ugly as shit)

Have any of you seen how much space these things take up when parked on city streets? They should be illegal to park on the street! It's totally idiotic. (and the H1 is even worse) They stick out about 1.5 feet more than any other vehicle, more if the driver has the wheels turned away from the curb.

A while ago I was at work, a group of about 13 H2's and 1 H1 came into the gas station, those mofos filled up the entire place. I looked out the window and said, "cool, an h2" then started to walk away, then I saw another one... "hey a 2nd h2, and a 3rd..." finally I ended the count with 14 hummers total. It was a crazy site, dwarfed every single raised off road truck in the place, and mostly soccer mom and neat freak rich boys were driving.

After they all left a gang of black people in a black H2 with all the decked out shit on it came up, they were real assholes too, bastards. That's my little story. :p



You need some help homie, it was hurtin you to put that last part on there huh?

close except not really, GM owns the Hummer name so it would be silly to use the expedition chassis.
I've seen one really dirty though, looked awesome.



Whew..I was about to say....I know GM owned the name so it'd better not be an Expedition chassis. Matter of fact, isnt it a Beefed up suburban chassis? I forgot.

I be seein all types of people drivin them H2s. People drivin sittin straight up both hands on the wheel, and fools straight slouched barley seein over the steerin wheel. They a common site out here too.