Operating Systems
Toksin
08-10-2003, 07:23 AM
If you're familiar with the various OS and how they function, the following extract might prove humorous to you.
UNIX AVIATION:Everyone takes a piece of the plane to the airport and try to assemble one together, but all the time arguing over what kinda plane they're building.
DOS AIR:Everyone pushes the plane until it glides, then they hop on and make themselves comfortable until the plane halts, then they hop down and push again and hop on again and so on.
MAC AIR:The staff are friendly, the reception is colorful, the flights are punctual and the seats comfortable, but everyone time you inquire about something, you are gently but firmly assured that you don't have to know, you don't want to know and nobody cares even if you know, so just shut up.
WINDOWS AIRLINE:The processes are fluent and quick, the staffs are excellent and attentive and the hardwares are appealing. Ten minutes after take off, the plane explodes without warning.
WINDOWS AIRLINE NT:Just like WINDOWS AIR, but uses larger planes, have even better staff and flashier receptions and when it explodes, it also takes out any other plane in a 10 mile radius.
LINUX AIR: Disgruntled staff of other airlines decided to fly their own projects, they designed their airline services so the flights are punctual, the planes are brand new and the staff superb. Upon arriving at your assigned space, you are given a large seat, four screws and a seat.howto.html. Once the seat's been successfully installed, the meals were delicious, the in flight entertainment brilliant and the flight punctual and smooth. You try to tell your friend about how great it was afterwards but all they can say was "You have to do WHAT with the seats??"
As usual, if it's a repost, send me money.
UNIX AVIATION:Everyone takes a piece of the plane to the airport and try to assemble one together, but all the time arguing over what kinda plane they're building.
DOS AIR:Everyone pushes the plane until it glides, then they hop on and make themselves comfortable until the plane halts, then they hop down and push again and hop on again and so on.
MAC AIR:The staff are friendly, the reception is colorful, the flights are punctual and the seats comfortable, but everyone time you inquire about something, you are gently but firmly assured that you don't have to know, you don't want to know and nobody cares even if you know, so just shut up.
WINDOWS AIRLINE:The processes are fluent and quick, the staffs are excellent and attentive and the hardwares are appealing. Ten minutes after take off, the plane explodes without warning.
WINDOWS AIRLINE NT:Just like WINDOWS AIR, but uses larger planes, have even better staff and flashier receptions and when it explodes, it also takes out any other plane in a 10 mile radius.
LINUX AIR: Disgruntled staff of other airlines decided to fly their own projects, they designed their airline services so the flights are punctual, the planes are brand new and the staff superb. Upon arriving at your assigned space, you are given a large seat, four screws and a seat.howto.html. Once the seat's been successfully installed, the meals were delicious, the in flight entertainment brilliant and the flight punctual and smooth. You try to tell your friend about how great it was afterwards but all they can say was "You have to do WHAT with the seats??"
As usual, if it's a repost, send me money.
YogsVR4
08-10-2003, 09:58 PM
It may be a repost, but its a damn good one :bigthumb:
Haibane
08-10-2003, 10:28 PM
It's ok, I am not a big mac/windows fan, but there just isn't enough on linux to get me hooked
tonioseven
08-11-2003, 10:21 AM
:bigthumb: :sunglasse :spit:
speediva
08-11-2003, 05:28 PM
I don't need to know. :p ;)
Neutrino
08-11-2003, 05:46 PM
i love the linux air one....howto asemble your seat:lol:
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