The power of $hit.
super 96 accord
11-27-2001, 03:01 PM
POWERFUL KNOWLEDGE
Shit is probably one of the most powerful words in the English language.
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a stick.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in shit and come out smelling like a
rose.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
Shit is probably one of the most powerful words in the English language.
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a stick.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in shit and come out smelling like a
rose.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
Spec2 Girl
11-27-2001, 03:40 PM
Holy Shit!!! :p :hehehe:
CamaroGirl86
11-27-2001, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Holy Shit!!! :p :hehehe:
LoL :p
That's a shit load of shits. :D:p
(And my friend was just complaining on how many times I said that word today :D)
Holy Shit!!! :p :hehehe:
LoL :p
That's a shit load of shits. :D:p
(And my friend was just complaining on how many times I said that word today :D)
DVSNCYNIKL
11-27-2001, 03:48 PM
You must be shittin' me!:D:D
YogsVR4
11-27-2001, 03:49 PM
You need to read or listen to the shit from George Carlin. The man is an expert at dishing out that kind of shit.
Take a shit - No you leave a shit! Thats the whole idea!
Take a shit - No you leave a shit! Thats the whole idea!
KatWoman
11-27-2001, 03:52 PM
This is one of the shittiest threads I have ever come across in the month I have been posting here!
SkYLiNeFrEaK
11-27-2001, 05:17 PM
Shit threads roXor....:D j/k
jinushaun
11-27-2001, 05:24 PM
Scheise! :eek: :lol2: :hehehe: :hehe:
gang$tarr
11-27-2001, 05:35 PM
that's like the thing on the F word
fuck is one of the only words that can be used in every way.... i'm not gunna go into it, i'm sure you guys have heard/seen it
fuck is one of the only words that can be used in every way.... i'm not gunna go into it, i'm sure you guys have heard/seen it
Judge
11-27-2001, 07:45 PM
you really are bored, are'nt you super 96.
yeah, ive heard that fuck thing, had it on mp3, dont know what happened to it but........:)
yeah, ive heard that fuck thing, had it on mp3, dont know what happened to it but........:)
CamaroGirl86
11-27-2001, 07:59 PM
Hmmm...I just realized I only know the word shit in 1 other language...
blatch
11-27-2001, 08:23 PM
naw, fuck is as/more usful. it's every part of grammar.
speediva
11-27-2001, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
Scheise! :eek: :lol2: :hehehe: :hehe:
Ich sag' es auch! ^
*lol*
Scheise! :eek: :lol2: :hehehe: :hehe:
Ich sag' es auch! ^
*lol*
primera man
11-28-2001, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by Robbie
dont know what happened to it but........:)
Shit happens :p :p
dont know what happened to it but........:)
Shit happens :p :p
DVSNCYNIKL
11-28-2001, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Ich sag' es auch! ^
*lol*
:huh:
Ich sag' es auch! ^
*lol*
:huh:
2001 AE
11-28-2001, 08:22 PM
O Sh!t!
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