More Little Johnny

LITTLE JOHNNY ON SEX
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in
preparation of sex with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide
his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the
bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed." To which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"


LITTLE JOHNNY, THE SMART ASS
A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny
answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says,
"Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the fuck do you think?"


Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'" "But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!


Multi-syllable Word
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers,
me, me!' Miss Rogers: All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ......just fucking beautiful!'"

And now for my personal favorite......
Going To The Bathroom
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight too, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!"

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Are you getting those from Twistedhumor.com? They have use Little Johnny all the friggin time. Good ones though.

Nah, I'm just bored at work and found an old entertainment folder and I just thought I'd share some of my boredom with you guys.

lol, I like Little Johnny. He’s such a little bastard! :p :hehehe:

Originally posted by super 96 accord
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed." To which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"



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that was hilarious, good job 96 :)

Could you guys imagine the whooping we would've got if we were like that little kid? My goodness, I'd either have a big fat ass or one shaped like a 2x4!

Originally posted by super 96 accord
Could you guys imagine the whooping we would've got if we were like that little kid? My goodness, I'd either have a big fat ass or one shaped like a 2x4!

But today even pulling your kid by the arm is a federal offense! :mad:

I mean, WTF??? Didn't most of us turn out okay with a bit of healthy corporal punishment??? We're rasing a bunch of Johnny's today :(

i think spanking is okay... it's dicipline, anything more is just a bad parent who i'd knock in the face