Quote of the Day

I got this sent to me today and thought it was pretty funny...

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sometimes you are sad...and no one sees you cry :(
sometimes you are happy...and no one sees you smile :)
but the times you fart...trust me...people smell that shit:eek:

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Too funny. Anyone else got any quotes to add to this discussion ?? Later gators...

:bandit:

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

here's a funny little saying:

"if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL VTEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

I have to use that one some time!
here are some quotes:

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
Trying is the first step towards failure - Homer

" The internet scared me so much, I downloaded in my pants!"

A car bumper sticker: "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight."

hahah that is some funny shit!!!

some people are alive cause it's against the law to kill them

my friend has this on his keychain:

"so many pedestrians, so little time."

haha.. man i hate stupid people you dont understand!!! grrr i wish it was ethical to kill the stupid ones.. and the smart ones are always the ones to die first :)

Yes, the same things happened in WW1 and WW2, all of the good soldiers died first.

if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasnt, its that girls should stick to girls sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

you couldnt fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

:D

hey porsche.. you have a 911 turbo! that is my dream car.. how fast 0-60 can you get it?? and waht year?

No, no I don't have a Turbo, yet. Since you probably don't know lots of people yet, I'm only 15 therefore I can't legally drive. Some guy on here has a Z06 and a few others also have vettes. Another person has a ML55 and an S500 and he's only 17. Lastly, Seb928s has a 944 Turbo, that's about it. My dad might get an E-Class thouggh, if you care at all.

You can insult my wife, you can kick my dog, but NEVER TOUCH MY CAR.

No, I don't have a 512TR :)

hehe i think my dream car is a Porsche 911 TT.. well besides mclarens and clk-gtr's lol...

"She had a droopy lumpy nose and a high and wide back-side, heck, she was so ugly that if she were a car, she'd be a Pontiac Aztek!":D

ha, pontiac azteck are shitty

yeah i think designers are getting just a lil out of hand on car designs lol.. i mean who in gods name would make something like that aztek? that is rediculous..

i think its funny that they predicited they would sell like 30,000 and they only sold 11,000. hah thats what they get for building such a hideous car. :flipa:

Hey, 11000 is way too many. :D

yes those are the same 11,000 people in palm beach county, florida who claimed they voted for gore and accidently voted for bush lol... :) :D

Hey there SkylinesKillAll, that was a good fooling line there. I just about downloaded in my pants laughing so hard. And here there heep, you don't have a wife or a car.

Lifes too short to drink cheap beer, and smoke cheap ciggeretes...

Enjoy life and sleep with as many people of the opposite sex as possible!

Peace....
:devil:

heard this in High school alot. "Cover your stump, before you hump" :)

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

that's very true.