Who was Jesus?
numbware
08-06-2003, 09:32 PM
My mom got these in her email and I thought they were kind of cool. Not to sure about the woman part though. :smile:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all-3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all-3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.
ChopinPorkChop
08-07-2003, 01:15 AM
egh jesus jokes are lame..
TheNotoriousMogg
08-07-2003, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
egh jesus jokes are lame..
:werd::iagree::1:
egh jesus jokes are lame..
:werd::iagree::1:
trevolutionist
08-07-2003, 02:04 AM
:repost: seen it way too many times
zebrathree
08-07-2003, 07:49 AM
Crap.
Sorry bro, thats just the way the chips have fallen.
Sorry bro, thats just the way the chips have fallen.
YogsVR4
08-07-2003, 05:01 PM
Ha :smile: I liked it
ChopinPorkChop
08-07-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Ha :smile: I liked it
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
Ha :smile: I liked it
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
trevolutionist
08-07-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
:lol: :lol: :cwm27: :cwm27:
now that's funny... kinda
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
:lol: :lol: :cwm27: :cwm27:
now that's funny... kinda
YogsVR4
08-07-2003, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
Been there on two occasions. :smile: http://www.crabsodyinblue.com/acdchell.htm
Shouldnt have done that now your going to hell.. :devil: :devil:
Been there on two occasions. :smile: http://www.crabsodyinblue.com/acdchell.htm
Pick
08-07-2003, 09:22 PM
Good one...:bigthumb:
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