Polite young couple...
bdstbtch
08-04-2003, 05:51 PM
Polite Young Couple
A cop was patrolling at night in a
well-known spot called, " Lovers' Lane.."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window ...Uh, yes, officer?
What are you doing? Well, isn't it obvious? I'm
reading a magazine, sir ..." Pointing towards the young woman
in the back seat, the cop says: "And her,
what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I
believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone,
in a car, at night...... in a lovers' lane, and nothing obscene is
happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
I'm 25, sir..."
"And her ..... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch
and replies: "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes .."
A cop was patrolling at night in a
well-known spot called, " Lovers' Lane.."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window ...Uh, yes, officer?
What are you doing? Well, isn't it obvious? I'm
reading a magazine, sir ..." Pointing towards the young woman
in the back seat, the cop says: "And her,
what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I
believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone,
in a car, at night...... in a lovers' lane, and nothing obscene is
happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
I'm 25, sir..."
"And her ..... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch
and replies: "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes .."
KatWoman
08-04-2003, 05:59 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
:spit:
:spit:
trevolutionist
08-04-2003, 06:13 PM
overused but still good :bigthumb:
YogsVR4
08-04-2003, 06:37 PM
:lol: indeed :bigthumb:
Oz
08-04-2003, 07:11 PM
:cwm27:
tonioseven
08-04-2003, 08:08 PM
:spit: :ylsuper:
grimmy
08-04-2003, 08:08 PM
i will be spreading that one around school tonight:iceslolan
TheNotoriousMogg
08-04-2003, 10:55 PM
good one Cheryl :thumbsup:
Graphik Styles
08-04-2003, 11:15 PM
heh heh :bigthumb: :biggrin: :cwm27:
slave
08-05-2003, 02:28 AM
Funny, but older than a Model T
Sean
08-06-2003, 03:00 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: a classic!
i've never heard that one before, but i am assuming it is old. when was the last time you've seen a young girl who's about to turn 18, who waits in 'lovers lane', knitting?
altough, it is a computer magazine... :D
i've never heard that one before, but i am assuming it is old. when was the last time you've seen a young girl who's about to turn 18, who waits in 'lovers lane', knitting?
altough, it is a computer magazine... :D
Pick
08-06-2003, 10:57 AM
good one!!:bigthumb: :bigthumb: :cwm27: :cwm27:
numbware
08-06-2003, 08:24 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ChopinPorkChop
08-07-2003, 01:13 AM
:lol: :bigthumb:
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